Why isn’t anyone making fun of this?

This is the Sports Illustrated cover from the May 3rd issue that was hanging out in the break room at Real Job Inc. I mean, isn’t the site of 4 Yankees groping each other like Notre Dame quarterbacks funny to someone? How come I haven’t seen any commentary on the topic, and the issue has been out for 16 days? I have three theories on this.
1 ) It would have received attention if A-Rod was involved, because he seems to be more hated than the rest of the team.
2 ) Yankees as pansies is a played out joke
3 ) Nobody reads Sports Illustrated