Asian burns look like real sideburns, but they’re really just an extension of the hair on top. It’s not supposed to be a cut. It’s tabbed Asian burns because Asians typically don’t grow as much hair on their bodies as us animal-like Americans. (And I must have some Asian in me because I can only grow a goatee stubble). See Asian beard on Urban dictionary.
Koji Uehara of the Baltimore Orioles takes Asian burns to a whole new level, though:
Sure, he has the awesome Asian burns, but when he smiles he shows too much gum. Not a very good tooth to gum ratio:
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