You Can’t Intentionally Walk Miguel Cabrera At The Club

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This video comes via our friends over at Guyism (H/T Mojo), of Miguel Cabrera clubbin’ and teaching people how to dougie at the Hamilton Room in Birmingham, Michigan. Cabrera appears to have a 0.0 BAC and a graphic tee. I know what you’re thinking, but if Eiffel Towering a girl on the dance floor is wrong then I don’t ever want to be right.

I have it on good authority that Cabrera most likely went to Spangas later that night for some grub, potentially, with a dude named Brian.

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