Portugal answered the prayers of soccer fans everywhere (or at least those that were awake at 7:30 am) by putting up a 7-spot on North Korea. The 7-0 whitewash included 6 second half goals (an average of one goal every 8 minutes for those of you doing the math at home), and 6 different Portuguese players getting in on the fun. Check out the video below while it lasts for all the goals. Oh, and mute it if you’re not a Linkin Park fan a normal person.
The only unfortunate thing for Portugal is that this may lead to Kim Jong Il giving the go ahead to nuke the crap out of the Iberian Peninsula. After he shoots a 34 at the local golf course, that is.
When FIFA inevitably takes the video down, check out the official highlights here.
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