You have no idea what I’m talking about? Well, too late.
We are into the Sweet Sixteen with PJD’s First and probably Last Balls Out Tournament for the NCAA Tournament … longest fucking name ever … and as you can all clearly see, you suck and I am much better (looking) than all of you. While I’m sure Kansas bending over like a cat in heat didn’t help anyone’s plans, the rules say that the games must go on. As mentioned before, I was going to buy the winner of this tournament a t-shirt from PJD’s merchandise store but … I already have my own t-shirt. So I don’t know what to do now if I win. And clearly I am going to, because I still retain the most potential to score the most points, with only givechildresstheboot.com coming in anywhere close. I AM SO SMRT!. Anyway, if you have any ideas of what we can do for the second place person, or maybe the last place person (excluding that “I really want a shirt” dick) leave your ideas in the comments.
And remember, the key to victory is complete and utter luck!
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