<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\nWith all due respect to Conan O’Brien, it’s time once again to take a look at the future of hockey.<\/p>\n
…the hockey world will be shocked when a player finally speaks his mind to a reporter. It happens when Marty Brodeur<\/span> tells the Bergen Record that Miro Satan’s slapshot<\/span> looks like a big, juicy hamburger.<\/p>\n…Sidney Crosby will finally be considered a bust when it he is unable to part the Red Sea.<\/p>\n
…Gary Bettman<\/span> announces his long awaited retirement as NHL commissioner<\/span>. He says that he plans to step down in another 50 years.<\/p>\n…the NHL’s<\/span> expansion to warm weather southern cities is deemed a success when global warming causes the average temperature in Arizona and Florida to drop to 15* F and people instantly turn Canadian.<\/p>\n…Claude Lemieux<\/span> attempts a comeback at the age of 54. He says “if Chelly<\/span> can still play, then so can I!”<\/p>\n…Red Bull buys a hockey team and replaces the Gatorade<\/span> cooler on the bench with Red Bull. In the home opener, the team jumps out to a 10-0 lead in the first period. In the second, the entire team falls asleep and is forced to forfeit.<\/p>\n…the NHL will engineer a new, safer helmet based on Rod Blagojevich’s<\/span> hair. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"With all due respect to Conan O’Brien, it’s time once again to take a look at the future of hockey….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12482150],"tags":[],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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