{"id":239436,"date":"2009-05-12T16:55:37","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T16:55:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vip.local\/2009\/05\/12\/visanthe-at-the-movies-still-trekking\/"},"modified":"2009-05-12T16:55:37","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T16:55:37","slug":"visanthe-at-the-movies-still-trekking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesportsdaily.com\/news\/visanthe-at-the-movies-still-trekking\/","title":{"rendered":"Visanthe at the Movies: Still Trekking …"},"content":{"rendered":"
The Super Bowl \u2026 the Final Frontier \u2026 These are the voyages of the football team, the Minnesota Vikings. It\u2019s 48 year mission: To explore strange new end zones, to seek out new free agents and new ways to move the ball three yards at a time; to boldly go where no Vikings team has gone before!<\/em><\/p>\n SUPER BOWL VICTORS!!<\/em><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Ha, ha, just kidding. I thought I would put a relevant spin on this weekend\u2019s, and perhaps this year\u2019s, most striking new cultural phenomenon, the new Star Trek<\/em> movie! Many people have taken their valuable time to discuss different topics, like how does this new Star Trek <\/em>compare to past Trek <\/em>shows and movies, how effective are the re-casted characters and does this new film touch on the issues of morals in society that Gene Roddenberry\u2019s classics did? While these topics<\/a>, and many others<\/a>, are covered by people of note elsewhere on this fair interweb, in my review today I would like to touch on an issue that has largely gone unnoticed.<\/p>\n Where are the tits in this movie? (POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD!)<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The film starts off pretty solid with lots of action shots to really draw the audience in. You can tell right away that this isn\u2019t the Star Trek that your daddy knew and loved. The special effects are outstanding and you see an elder Starfleet officer named Kirk, who apparently turns out to be James Kirk\u2019s father, attacking an enemy in a daring space battle. This cuts to a scene where you see a pregnant woman fearing that she will be giving birth on the ship as several members are trying to evacuate. Finally! The audience is anticipating seeing a vagina shot, or maybe a boob hanging out or something. I mean, at this point we\u2019re already like 15 minutes into the movie and we haven\u2019t even seen any whoo-haas yet. Alas, you just get a bit of a teaser as the woman birth\u2019s James Kirk without so much as a nip slip. True to real life? I don\u2019t know \u2026 maybe they figured out how to not show any nudity during pregnancy in the future. I tried to suspend belief as I continued on in the film.<\/p>\n