{"id":423978,"date":"2007-09-19T20:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T20:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vip.local\/2007\/09\/19\/this-wont-help-you\/"},"modified":"2007-09-19T20:22:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T20:22:00","slug":"this-wont-help-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesportsdaily.com\/news\/this-wont-help-you\/","title":{"rendered":"This won&#8217;t help you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/deshawnzombie.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/funny-pictures-zombie-survival-kit-1cs.jpg\"><img alt=\"This won't help you\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"width:246px;cursor:pointer;height:211px;\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/deshawnzombie.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/funny-pictures-zombie-survival-kit-1cs.jpg?w=300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">If Bob Sanders wants to eat your brain, Bob Sanders will eat your brain. 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