{"id":432713,"date":"2009-04-02T15:23:51","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T15:23:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vip.local\/2009\/04\/02\/and_i_thought_they_were_soft_on_the_outside\/"},"modified":"2009-04-02T15:23:51","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T15:23:51","slug":"and_i_thought_they_were_soft_on_the_outside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesportsdaily.com\/news\/and_i_thought_they_were_soft_on_the_outside\/","title":{"rendered":"“And I thought they were soft on the outside”"},"content":{"rendered":"
From the Onion’s AV Club,<\/a> comes the story of ThinkGeek’s April Fool’s Day joke gone horribly, horribly right.<\/p>\n You can follow the story with the link, but long story short, a new Tauntaun sleeping bag has been accidentally invented. <\/p>\n <\/span><\/p>\n I just shared this news with Demond. What follows is an actual transcript of the chat:<\/p>\n Links<\/b>: Mike Tanier has a little quiz and talks about TEs up the seam<\/a><\/p>\n The NY Times looks at the Colts and the draft<\/a><\/p>\n The Reds are a darkhorse? <\/a> Mark my words, this team will be horrible. They are still a year away.<\/a> They have no reliable SS, 3B, or CF.&nbs
Coming tomorrow: John Oesher<\/a> answers 18 Questions. <\/p>\n
\np; Oh, and they still have another massive hole in a corner outfield spot. They won’t score runs. Ever. If Harang, Volquez, and Cueto all pitch at a near Cy Young level (which I suppose each has in them), then maybe. It’s not something I would bet on though. How bad is their offense? I actually WANT them to sign Sheffield. That’s how bad. <\/p>\n