{"id":434035,"date":"2009-08-05T19:43:46","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T19:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vip.local\/2009\/08\/05\/this-article-will-absorb-the-rest-of-your-day\/"},"modified":"2009-08-05T19:43:46","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T19:43:46","slug":"this-article-will-absorb-the-rest-of-your-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesportsdaily.com\/news\/this-article-will-absorb-the-rest-of-your-day\/","title":{"rendered":"This article will absorb the rest of your day."},"content":{"rendered":"
Say what you will about Bill Simmons.\u00a0 He hates American productivity.\u00a0 There is no way to start reading this amazing article and not lose yourself for hours<\/a>.<\/p>\n