{"id":47854,"date":"2009-09-30T05:22:34","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T10:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vip.local\/2009\/09\/30\/texts-from-last-night-detroit-lions-style\/"},"modified":"2009-09-30T05:22:34","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T10:22:34","slug":"texts-from-last-night-detroit-lions-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesportsdaily.com\/news\/texts-from-last-night-detroit-lions-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Texts From Last Night: Detroit Lions Style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever heard of the website, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/textsfromlastnight.com\/\">&#8220;Txts frm lst nght&#8221;<\/a>?\u00a0 It&#8217;s dece.\u00a0 The slogan is &#8220;Remember that text message you shouldn&#8217;t have sent last night? 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