{"id":917320,"date":"2019-07-05T22:15:39","date_gmt":"2019-07-06T03:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thesportsdaily.com\/?p=917320"},"modified":"2019-07-05T22:28:46","modified_gmt":"2019-07-06T03:28:46","slug":"bombed-out-mets-lose-bullpen-is-horrific-m1d1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesportsdaily.com\/news\/bombed-out-mets-lose-bullpen-is-horrific-m1d1\/","title":{"rendered":"Bombed Out"},"content":{"rendered":"
Screw this, scorched earth tonight.<\/p>\n
First, I’m blaming Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, I’m blaming Jerry.<\/strong><\/em> He threw the first pitch tonight. He had to<\/strong><\/em> shake Jacob deGrom’s hand. He had to<\/em><\/strong> do the Turk Wendell bit with the jacket. He had to<\/em><\/strong> throw the pitch from the mound. And what happened? deGrom, slightly distracted I’m sure, gave up a home run to Scott Kingery on the first pitch of the game.<\/p>\n OH YEAH, I’M STRESSED!!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n (Okay, so this first one is rather silly, but it goes along with the theme of the night. Besides, at least Jerry wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a Yankee hat and rooting for the Yankees, not like Chris Rock and that fraud John Leguizamo. And at least he threw a strike on the first pitch which would have probably been more useful than anything Edwin Diaz and Jeurys Familia threw tonight. But more on that later.)<\/em><\/p>\n