No doubt I’m terribly late to the critique party, but I am very busy and important, and I’ve been left little time to get organized and motivated to do this. But mainly motivated. SO MUCH WORK.
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- That is not a smile from Nick Saban, but what happens when something is really grinding his gears. Today’s complaint: He was not given a stool and placed in the middle of the photo.
- Kevin Sumlin looks like he’s staring at something above and/or behind the camera. Perhaps he’s just soaking in the environment, which is totally different from Conference USA’s picture day that takes place in the parking lot of a Super 8 Hotel in Irving, Texas.
- Will Muschamp got blood on his sports coat, but Gene Chizik was kind enough to lend him his leather jacket for the picture.
- Little known fact: Gene Chizik is a high school track and soccer coach in the offeseason.
- Mike Slive, with the use of his hands, made this picture 2,000 times more uncomfortable looking than it should be.
- Dan Mullen, essentially going with the same look as Hugh Freeze, is positioned above the coach from TSUN because he running OUR STATE. #HAILSTATE #PICTURECHAMPIONSHIP #STANDINGNOTSEATEDCHAMPIONSHIP #NEXTTOTHECOMMISSIONERCHAMPIONSHIP #BACKROWCHAMPIONSHIP
- I really want someone to call James Franklin “Jimmy Franklin” to see if he will fight them. Preferably Todd Grantham.
- Mark Richt has always struck me as a guy who wears a cell phone holster. I can’t get visual confirmation from this picture, but something is going on there. At the very least, he has a silver oval on his belt.
- In the time it took to get the final shot, Derek Dooley lost three assistant coaches to other schools.
- When did Bobby Petrino become a French poet?
- In the time it took to get the final shot, Hugh Freeze offered scholarships to 1,489 high school seniors, 721 juniors, and 319 sophomores.
- The HBC’S inner monologue: “WHY ARE HIS HANDS ON MY SHOULDERS? ALSO, I CANNOT REMEMBER IF MY TEE TIME IS FOR 2:18 OR 2:44.”
- Moments before the coaches gathered for the picture, Les Miles found $423 in one of his shoes.
- Gary Pinkel either needs more wine or no more wine. Hard to tell.
- Joker Phillips: “Damn, man, something ain’t right with that camera.”
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