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zz The Belly of the Beast 18 Apr 17

Let's Add "Take That For Data" To History's Greatest Speeches

If you were scrolling through Twitter last night or this morning, amid the dozens of tweets about WWE Raw that appeared, despite (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 30 Mar 17

What Happens If We Switch Nick Saban's Statue With Cristiano Ronaldo's Bust

Despite having never played in or won a game at Bryant-Denny Stadium, international soccer god Cristiano Ronaldo spent part of his (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 10 Mar 17

Examining Ed Orgeron's LSU Contract

For a career* defensive line coach, interim head coach specialist, and the only candidate to make the final round of a coaching search, Ed (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 09 Mar 17

Let's Handicap The SEC Men's Basketball Tournament

It’s unfortunate I didn’t get to this yesterday because I could’ve said really mean things about LSU, who scored 6 points in the last (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 02 Mar 17

The Faces of Those Who Took In Houston Nutt's Baghdad Speech

Way back in 2011, a time before news was fake and sad(!), Houston Nutt was searching for some sort of an analogy to address his Ole Miss team (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 22 Feb 17

Belly Of The Beast Investigates: Is Alabama Football Bigger Than Facebook?

While sitting on the Twitter watchtower yesterday, I was looking across the great expanse of important animal GIFs and burning garbage (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 14 Feb 17

A Special Valentine's Day Message From Ed Orgeron

After an extended hiatus that was more like whatever the word is for super-hiatus* is, THIS MACHINE LIVES AGAIN. And what better way to (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 07 Dec 16

2016 JSAOAFQF Trophy Presentation

Put on your finest tracksuit and gather around the glowing screen, the final numbers are in for 2016 and we finally have a winner of this (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 23 Nov 16

JSAOAFQF Standings As We Head Into Judgment Week

Officially two weeks behind schedule because that’s how this operation runs, we have our final look at the leaderboard for the Jevan Snead (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 15 Nov 16

A One-Picture Review of Shea Patterson's Performance at Texas A&M

Three days after I saw it through the very same eyes that have allowed me to see more Ole Miss sadness than I care to consider, I’m (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 11 Nov 16

Week 10 JSAOAFQF Update

Terribly late due to the place that gives me money demanding I, you know, do the actual tasks for which they give me money*, our (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 03 Nov 16

Week 9 JSAOAFQF Update

After a bye week spent conducting brick-related activities with Butch Jones, Josh Dobbs returned to the field and gave us the gifts of two (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 02 Nov 16

Review: Nick Saban vs. Ed Orgeron, Round 1

On Saturday night in Traffic Hell Circle Number Four, also known as Baton Rouge, Nick Saban’s Alabama Crimson Tide will meet Ed Orgeron’s* (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 26 Oct 16

Week 8 JSAOAFQF Update

Thanks to a bye week, Josh Dobbs was unable expand his lead over the rest of the field, but his weekend of not throwing interceptions (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 25 Oct 16

Calculating How Many Waffle Houses Auburn Ran For Against Arkansas

If you missed the show Saturday evening in exotic Lee County, Alabama, you should be made aware that Auburn Jesus, while not showcasing his (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 18 Oct 16

Week 7 JSAOAFQF Update

After several weeks of being convinced we were down to a five-horse race, there were some dramatic charges from the middle and back of (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 18 Oct 16

Weekend Forecast Back!

After going dormant for the early part of the 2016 season due to time constraints and a zest for not doing this, we’re back in the (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 18 Oct 16

Week 6 JSAOAFQF Update

Last week, I stupidly declared, like most of my declarations, that no SEC quarterback would be capable of making a run at Jevan Snead’s 17 (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 18 Oct 16

2016 Ole Miss Depth Chart As Told By The Recruiting Stars

Before the 2016 season started, I took a tour of awe through Alabama’s depth chart, then after needing to lie down on the bathroom floor with (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 18 Oct 16

Week 5 JSAOAFQF Update

While it doesn’t look like anyone will be making a run at Jevan Snead’s 17 interceptions in the 2009 regular season (20 counting the (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 18 Oct 16

Ed Orgeron Makin' Commercial Magic Again

We’re all more than familiar with the Hummer commercial that opened opportunities for then-Ole Miss head coach Ed Orgeron to join the (…)

zz The Belly of the Beast 08 Aug 16

A glimpse of young Bert's life