Articles by Alan Draper (246303)
Your Monday Morning Ice Breaker
Here at BMR, we hate Mondays. So, to try and ease everyone back into the work week, we present to…
Read more The Daily Sniper: Quack Quack Mothafucka!
The Daily Sniper: News and notes from last night’s action… Get this: If you were watching the Wings/Ducks game today…
Read more Life is short…
so don’t waste a minute of it reading Scoop Jackson. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/070518&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab4pos2 Ugh. What a crap hole that article is. I…
Read more Spurs take Game 1 of the 2007 WCF!
Spurs took a 1-0 lead today in the WCF by beating the Utah Jazz 108-100. Do not let the final…
Read more Copycats, Copybucks, Copymakers And So Forth
You saw this coming, right? Have you been saving up the comebacks? For as long as Notre Dame has had…
Read more State Of The Red Sox
Through the first 43 games of the 2007 campaign, the Boston Red Sox have silenced critics and outperformed almost every…
Read more Mini Pony of the Day 5-20-07
I think I shed a tear when I first found this picture. Mini ponies should never be hurt, or in…
Read more Gabbard’s spot start bests Hudson and Braves
The Tim Hudson (5-2) vs Kason Gabbard (1-0) billing did not look appetizing for the Boston Red Sox (30-13) but…
Read more LaMarr Woodley Is Confused By Pittsburgh
Interesting read here. LaMarr Woodley, the Steelers’ 2nd round draft pick, is updating Yahoo Sports with a recurring rookie journal….
Read more PSaMP’s Favorite College Lax Team Moves On!
Last week, I pledged my allegiance to the University of Delaware men’s lacrosse team. Pittsburgh has no current professional lacrosse…
Read more Brewers ride Jenkins’ bat to avoid sweep
In Sunday’s rubber match, the Twins took a 4-0 lead in the top of the 3rd, and a 5-2 lead…
Read more Your Sunday Conn Smythe Candidate Round Up
Far be it from me to be able to tell you a whole lot about who does and who doesn’t…
Read more Franco. In Your Face While You Travel.
It is way too early on a Sunday, and I've already been awake for way too long. I'm flying to…
Read more Women of Ninja Warrior
Wow, I’m not the only one blogging about Ninja Warrior. Here’s something from the lesbian website, After Ellen. The writing…
Read more Spurs vs. Jazz — Projectspurs.com review
This isn’t the prettiest match-up but it will be one of two rugged teams going at it for a chance…
Read more My Guilty Viewing Pleasure
You know what I find myself watching more and more these days? G4’s Ninja Warrior. It’s a competition that is…
Read more Will Not Be Thrown Away. Part 5
These are my two Roberto Clemente cards (yeah, him again). My buddy Ronnie gave me the one on the left…
Read more NBC Does Not Care About Your Precious Overtime
Imagine if you will, Game Five of last year’s ALCS between the Oakland A’s and Detroit Tigers… or that it’s…
Read more Will Not Be Thrown Away. Part 4
Alright, this isn't a can, but it is one of my favorite pieces of memorabilia. This is my hat from…
Read more 05/20: Gabbard Makes His Kase
MAY 20th, 2007 GAME THREAD Tim Hudson (5-1, 1.77) @ Kason Gabbard (0-0, -.–) Boston Red Sox (29-13) @ Atlanta…
Read more The Daily Sniper: Let’s Rip Buffalo’s Heart Out One More Time
The Daily Sniper: News and notes from last night’s action… When it looked as if things couldn’t get worse for…
Read more Sox get a taste of their own cooking
With the B lineup in for the Boston Red Sox (29-13), Atlanta Braves (26-17) pitcher John Smoltz took full advantage…
Read more Beer Baker-ed & Bushwacked
A hunter and a baker took a trip to Milwaukee…could be the start of a joke. But Torii Hunter and…
Read more Will Not Be Thrown Away. Part 3
Yet another Clemente commemorative can. That was a theme in Pittsburgh at a certain point. This one is at least…
Read more Ron Borges is O-U-T! OUT!!!
In a move that smells to high heaven, Ron Borges has quote, retired, unquote. This move came late on Friday…
Read more Will Not Be Thrown Away. Part 2
Big Clemente theme in my family. If you don't like/respect Clemente, then you can piss off. These oldass Iron City…
Read more Spurs Move On To The Western Conf. Finals!
Congrats to the Spurs as they bitch-slapped the pathetic Phoenix Suns to win the series 4-2. I hope the Suns…
Read more Why we let Harper and David walk
Len Pasquarelli has a nice piece out on the Colts cornerback situation. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=pasquarelli_len&id=2875837&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab2pos1 In essence, it says that this is…
Read more Will Not Be Thrown Away. Part 1
Or Part 2 if you count the Hagen ice cream bucket. Did I mention a back-to-back commemorative Coca-Cola can? Oh…
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