Articles by Alan Draper (246303)
Gamecocks Win NIT
Hey it may just be the NIT to some but nonetheless it is a postseason tourney that USC has won…
Read more Helping people out
So I am talking to this chick at work and she is talking about how hard it has been since…
Read more Little Known Oberto Facts Part XIV
When Oberto goes to China, the people mistake him for Godzilla! Recently there was a total ecplise of the sun….
Read more Double Digits, As Expected
Julian Tavarez has been suspended for 10 games, according to ESPNews. I trust I don’t need to explain why. He…
Read more Jason Munns – most important recruit since Bledsoe?
I don’t have premium access, but I am going to see if I can get a copy of a new…
Read more 2006 AL Central Preview
With the season less than a week away, the time has come to make senseless predictions and look like complete…
Read more Lt. Gov Bauer on Myspace.com
It seems that Bauer can not keep his nose out of the media recently. First we learn that he has…
Read more Welcome to the Balkman Show, in New York till Thursday
Can Michigan stop the 1, 2 combo of Balkman and Kelley, who will be in action at 7 on Thursday
Read more Your 2006 Pawtucket Red Sox
With all the attention that’s been paid to the roster makeup of the big club, I thought it might be…
Read more Lt. Gov. Bauer will now be known as ‘speed demon’
Seems are Lt. Gov has a heavy foot…I mean 101 mph while using a police radio to communicate to the…
Read more A ‘Gamecock’ loses his job
A fellow Gamecock lost his job today, by choice though. I hate to see him go but with Bush’s poll…
Read more That Thing That Happened.
It’s nice to reminisce on 2004, as Zach has done below – and I have a feeling we’ll never stop…
Read more The Emigration of 2004- Good Move or Bad Move?
In the past week, the Red Sox pulled off an exceptional trade in dealing Bronson Arroyo to the Reds for…
Read more Daunte Culpepper
People (all right, nobody) have been asking me what I think of the whole Daunte situation. So here it is,…
Read more Little Known Obero Facts Part XIII
One time, scientists tried to clone Oberto. Though the cloning was unsuccessful, the clone was the worst NBA player ever…
Read more Testing in Golf
I recently read this article discussing the issue if the PGA Golf Assoc. should ‘test’ for steroids in the wake…
Read more The Final Four
So, how’s your bracket? Mine isn’t doing so bad, considering I actually have two teams in the Final Four, which…
Read more Is Hee Sop Choi the next Papi?
By Andrew Lipsett January 22nd, 2003: The Red Sox picked up David Ortiz on waivers, from the Minnesota Twins. Ortiz…
Read more The Tale of Two Teams
So I had a couple of fantasy baseball drafts this past week. The first, ominously, was in an 18 team…
Read more Little Known Oberto Facts Part XII with a Special Contribution by David King of the San Antonio Express News!
Oberto reached his first double double as a kid in Argentina, his stat line.. 10 dunks, 10 deaths! One time…
Read more Little Known Oberto Facts Part XI
One time Oberto accidently stepped on Tim Duncan’s foot. Result. . . Plantar Fasciitis! One time Oberto played against Portland…
Read more The next ‘Mike Tyson’…..
Okay this story is a mixture of funny and sad. Funny that this three year old girl is beating the…
Read more Wet T-Shirt Contest Gone Bad…
Bay County (FL) sheriff’s deputies made their first lewd and lascivious arrests of spring break.It started with a wet t-shirt…
Read more Hee Seop Choi Headed To Boston!
The rumors can finally cease. Hee Seop Choi is finally headed to the Boston Red Sox, having been claimed off…
Read more The bigger the Fro ………
Guess who is back with a even bigger afro, no need for a helmet this season
Read more Little Known Oberto Facts Part X
Oberto will be the first NBA player to have his testicles retired! When someone sneezes, one says “God bless you.”…
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