Articles by Alan Draper (246319)

That Thing That Happened.

It’s nice to reminisce on 2004, as Zach has done below – and I have a feeling we’ll never stop…

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The Emigration of 2004- Good Move or Bad Move?

In the past week, the Red Sox pulled off an exceptional trade in dealing Bronson Arroyo to the Reds for…

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Daunte Culpepper

People (all right, nobody) have been asking me what I think of the whole Daunte situation. So here it is,…

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Little Known Obero Facts Part XIII

One time, scientists tried to clone Oberto. Though the cloning was unsuccessful, the clone was the worst NBA player ever…

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Testing in Golf

I recently read this article discussing the issue if the PGA Golf Assoc. should ‘test’ for steroids in the wake…

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The Final Four

So, how’s your bracket? Mine isn’t doing so bad, considering I actually have two teams in the Final Four, which…

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Is Hee Sop Choi the next Papi?

By Andrew Lipsett January 22nd, 2003: The Red Sox picked up David Ortiz on waivers, from the Minnesota Twins. Ortiz…

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The Tale of Two Teams

So I had a couple of fantasy baseball drafts this past week. The first, ominously, was in an 18 team…

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Little Known Oberto Facts Part XII with a Special Contribution by David King of the San Antonio Express News!

Oberto reached his first double double as a kid in Argentina, his stat line.. 10 dunks, 10 deaths! One time…

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Little Known Oberto Facts Part XI

One time Oberto accidently stepped on Tim Duncan’s foot. Result. . . Plantar Fasciitis! One time Oberto played against Portland…

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The next ‘Mike Tyson’…..

Okay this story is a mixture of funny and sad. Funny that this three year old girl is beating the…

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Wet T-Shirt Contest Gone Bad…

Bay County (FL) sheriff’s deputies made their first lewd and lascivious arrests of spring break.It started with a wet t-shirt…

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Hee Seop Choi Headed To Boston!

The rumors can finally cease. Hee Seop Choi is finally headed to the Boston Red Sox, having been claimed off…

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The bigger the Fro ………

Guess who is back with a even bigger afro, no need for a helmet this season

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Little Known Oberto Facts Part X

Oberto will be the first NBA player to have his testicles retired! When someone sneezes, one says “God bless you.”…

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Peanuts and breast-milk….

That is what has been served up on the genda under the State House Dome this week….I am glad that…

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How Do We Stop Injuries To Young Pitchers?

Today’s a special day because the pitching prospect that the team has been extolling for three years is finally making…

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From An Impartial Baseball Fan’s Perspective (That Means Non-Red Sox): Would A Salary Cap Help Baseball?

The salary cap in professional sports was first created to sustain one factor: competitive balance. It

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News of the strange — Cat survives 80-foot fall from tree…

SUMMERVILLE, S.C. – ‘Piper’ the cat may have used up a life or two but was unharmed after falling nearly…

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Little Known Oberto Facts Part IX

Oberto listens to Metallica to go to bed! While exploring the world, Oberto got tired of going around the Americas….

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Be careful in Texas….

To put more ‘thought provoking’ news out their to our readership and doing some research I ran across an news…

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WHERE ARE WE??!! ESPN!!

I have noticed a sad trend with this blog. EVERYTHING is about sports. There has to be more going on…

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Next up on the chopping block for USC is the ‘Noles…

What time is it?? That is right it is game time….and the USC Gamecocks will be on ESPN tonight (Tuesday,…

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Little Known Oberto Facts Part VIII

While on vacation in Italy, Oberto stopped for a breather and leaned on an Italian building. Thus the creation of…

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Change the gamecock name??

I ran across this article in The State paper the other day as I was going through recent headlines in…

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Bronson Took His Sox Off

Cincinnatti Enquirer How odd.

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