The event labeled “SEC spring meetings” jumped off today, dominating Twitter feeds and other distributors of media content due to people desperately trying to pass another week until there is college football again. Hot topics at this year’s version include the ability to label satellite camps as enemy combatants, cost-of-attendance financial number crunching math and calculus, and whether or not all the Jeremiah Masolis should be given refuge.
So, as you can see, there are a lot of issues to discuss, which should make for an interesting few days down in OH MY WORD IT’S ALL SO BORING. LET’S GET TO THE GOOD STUFF.
BERT IN WHITE SHORTS AND FLIP FLOPS:
SEC Meetings interview number one in the books with @SportsTalkwBo and @BretBielema pic.twitter.com/bcwGxTxivr
— Razorback Nation (@RazNation) May 26, 2015
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How about from another angle:
Meeting of the minds here in Sandestin with @MikeAndersonUA @BretBielema and @CoachJimmyDykes pic.twitter.com/4oWHHETsln
— Razorback Nation (@RazNation) May 26, 2015
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Originally, my idea was to champion the idea of Bert always wearing white shorts. While this is still something that should happen, that soon changed when the revolutionary idea of “let’s find all the times Bert has worn white shorts/pants” popped in my head. And so began a Twitter search that soon spiraled out of control.
Destin shorts still work in Arkansas:
Thanks @BretBielema for joining us at the monthly A Club Luncheon! Everyone appreciated all u had 2 share #Uncommon pic.twitter.com/I1SyYZgMn4
— Razorback Foundation (@RazorFoundation) May 12, 2015
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WHITE PANTS:
Great Derby party with the fellas! @BretBielema @CoachSamPittman @MarkTaurisani @AaronHenry7 @PeteWeiden pic.twitter.com/GxRQKeknOL
— Todd Ross (@Todd_Ross_) May 2, 2015
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But why stop there? The world needs to see more Bert fashion.
Can I interest you in the all-black, no socks, and loafers look?
On THV11 @6:30, @Mary_Dunleavy dives into the heart of the hogs by talking w/ coach @BretBielema #WPS #Roadtosuccess pic.twitter.com/LeLm0Z22bW
— THV 11 (@THV11) April 24, 2015
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How about some Hipster Bert?
Hangin with @PeytonnWard , @jenbielema , and @BretBielema ! #WPS pic.twitter.com/w0i5zPtPAT
— Jon Van Houten (@YoItsVandy) March 12, 2015
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Bro Country Bert seems right at home:
Arkansas football coach @BretBielema called the hogs with @JustinColeMoore last night! pic.twitter.com/yYF0FikU1h
— Jessica Phillips (@JessiNicole_25) February 28, 2015
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All of these are wonderful and should be encouraged to continue, but none of them carry the power of peak Bert fashion. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you WIND SUIT AND COWBOY HAT BERT:
The Head Hog @BretBielema is home. Cowboy hat & all! #4029hogwild pic.twitter.com/VH9xHVUjxU
— AJ Mccord (@4029AJ) December 30, 2014
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I don’t know what the fashion designers and companies of America are doing right now, but they’re wasting time if they’re not making, with all haste, efforts to turn Bert loose with his own line, “Bert’s Britches and Stitches”, for men who say sure, why not.
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