Like every day since Gene Chizik was told to leave, improvement to Auburn football continues. This round of improvement isn’t related to not losing to Vanderbilt, but an upgrade in the video board department at Jordan-Hare Stadium.
On Friday, Auburn announced, among other stadium upgrades, that it was replacing the old video board with a new board that is roughly half the size of Opelika. The new board also comes with a new audio system to allow for ‘Eye of the Tiger’ to be cranked at rocket launch sound levels.
According to the release, the new board is 435% larger than whatever peephole they were previously using. This means that Auburn fans will be able to see 435% more of whatever they’re about to boo, then boo again.
Because this is America and giving nicknames to giant video boards is something we won the right to do through the Revolutionary War, Auburn’s new board needs a nickname. So to make this burden easier for Auburn, a school where coloring books dominate library reference sections, I will shoulder some of it and offer these fine nicknames:
FamilyTron
GusVision
VisorVision
FamilyVision
The Family TV
Heavenly HD
BlessedTV
BlessedVision
BlessedTron
The Picture Show
Mount Nebo
First Baptist HD
The 13th Tribe
Family Feed
AllInTron
AllInVision
All In HD
Eagle Eye
HiDef on the Mount
Sermon On The Board
Osteen Oracle
The Family Theater
It’s A Good Auburn Video Board
A Very Fine Auburn Video Board
Son Of Man TV
ApostleVision
Holy TV!
The Temple
The Way, The Truth, and The Life
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