Pinelake Church, a large church with five locations in the state of Mississippi, has invited Brother Hugh to preach this Sunday morning at its Reservoir location. I have no idea what Freeze will preach on, though we can assume IT’S PART OF A MASSIVE OLE MISS CONSPIRACY OF SOME KIND, but that shouldn’t stop us from trying to offer a sermon title.
While picturing him standing in the pulpit with a Garth Brooks microphone, here are a few suggestions for Freeze’s sermon title, all of which will TOTALLY PREACH.
“Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John: A Gospel Quarterback Competition”
“Job and the Independence Bowl Life”
“Tempo or Not, Jesus Loves You”
“Paul: The Ultimate Transfer”
“Stars Don’t Matter to Jesus”
“Adam and Eve: Second and 12 in the Garden of Eden”
“Noah and His Really Big Bass Boat”
“Tweets From Throne: King David’s Rule”
“A Journey From Egypt to Atlanta”
“Jesus, Take the Play-Calling Sheet”
“A Recruiting Letter to Corinth”
“For God So Loved the Wide Receiver Reverse Pass”
“When I Survey the Wondrous Georgia Dome”
“Love is Patient. Love is Kind. It Coaches Quarterbacks.”
“Moses Needed a Pulling Guard to Get Across the Red Sea”
“Winning the Day at Jericho”
“The Lord is My Shepherd, I Shall Not be in Want of Egg Bowl Trophies”
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