Let’s Bring In Our Senior Legal Expert To Discuss The Latest In The Laremy Tunsil/Lindsey Miller He Said, He Said Saga

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Earlier today, it was formally announced, as there is no other way to announce things, that Laremy Tunsil and Lindsey Miller agreed to drop domestic violence charges both had pressed against the other. Today’s announcement was expected by those in the know, as well as anyone who spent more than three minutes reviewing the facts of the case.

Now the questions that come to mind are what does this mean and where do the legal matters go from here. Because there is no legal expert at this keyboard, we turn to Belly of the Beast Senior Legal Expert Judge Hootie, who can be seen adjudicating garbage can rights’ claims by raccoons on his show from 3 to 4 AM on the local station in your area that is still not in HD because reruns of 15-year old Family Feud episodes don’t really need it.

Your insight please, Judge Hootie.

“Make no mistake about it, this one was close. A real legal thriller. You had one guy saying one thing, another guy saying another.

Really interesting things. Things about things the other one did. To be frank, sorta some unpleasant things.

But hey, we’re in the greatest country in the world. Legal system is made to work these types of things out.

So what happened here was this got worked out. Reached a resolution. Which is good to see. 

Nothing’s hanging over nobody’s head anymore. The process is moving on. The lawyers talked, worked this out, and here we are.

A resolution I think they’ll be happy with. Any type of resolution in something like this is good. Good not to be in conflict.

With the case now being dismissed, these men can get back to their lives. I know this wasn’t the easiest, but we’ve cleared this up.

Another great day in the American legal system. Greatest system in the world.”

 

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