PHI 27 NYG 7

I’m too nauseous to blog.

Eagles TDs:

1 TD- a 3 & out is a turnover when F’g meathead Moore gets called for a personal foul (egregious QB late hit) to give the Eagles back the ball

1 TD- 4th down running into the punter gives the Eagles back the ball

1 TD- Eli throws an ~80 yd sideways pass across the flat, telegraphs on the WR screen and a resulting pick6 special

If those 3 genius plays were the only pieces of ugliness, the Giants still could’ve been competitive. But the ugliness was royal blue…

White is not a professional WR

12 men on field

horrible punting

terrible tackling

horrible pass protection

No short yardage run game

DL couldn’t control LOS

Donnell strip turns into INT, kills drive

Donnell drop on big pass play kills another drive

Jennings strip fumble (uh, not exactly carrying it “high and tight”)

Newhouse cannot block

Playcall rhythm of small ball abandoned after first Quarter

No screens above Barwin to slow him down?

I don’t mind losing when the Giants play solid football and make the opponent earn it. I mind it when my team is marked by underachievement There was palpable underachievement in this game. There is too much serial underachievement to just keep on saying “onto next week.” This was next week. This was an embarrassment.

NAUSEOUS. Have a good night. I’ll be having Eagle nightmares.