Since I naturally want to expend as little physical and mental energy as possible, I’m using the holiday week as an excuse to do even less than I normally do. So, unless I get terribly, terribly, terribly bored, the only post for the rest of the week will be the marginally anticipated weekly picks and such, which should air on Friday.
This means you’ll be forced to find alternative ways to spend the three to five minutes (I know, a VERY generous estimate by me; just trying to make myself feel better) you would typically spend here each day. However, because I am such a swell guy, I have taken it upon myself to offer suggestions to you as to how you can spend your newfound oceans of free time.
- Start your nap earlier
- End your nap later
- Facebook stalk
- Sporcle.com
- Have a daydream in which you answer reporter’s questions about your latest game in NCAA ’12
- Be killed 17 times in online Modern Warfare 3 by a hoard of 12-year olds
- See how many times you can say “Back-to-back Cotton Bowls; first time in 50 years”
- Start your second nap earlier
- End your second nap later
- Stuff those extra 450 calories in your mouth, even though you really aren’t hungry
- Drink from the gravy boat
- Consider getting out of the chair or off the couch before thinking better of it
- Compose your argument for not wearing pants that aren’t pajama pants
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