Articles by Alan Draper (246319)
Epic Battle Update: No One Wins, Universe Still up for Grabs
From a website that’s in a language I can’t read. Tonight I come to you with grave news. The fate…
Read moreWorst Series Ever
This debacle they call the Fall Classic reminded me of the 1990 series with the Reds and As. Blowout, close…
Read moreSweet Victory.
It’s happened again. After waiting 86 years, we only had to wait three this go-round. Tom Werner, on the podium…
Read moreBritish Bums
We s***ed. Put this in the dictionary under U for Ugly. Madison shoulder (non) tackles. Tynes (I HATE HIM) misses…
Read moreTop prospect fails another drug test
Milwaukee Brewers’ top pitching prospect, Jeremy Jeffress, has failed his second drug test in less than 6 months. Jeffress, 20,…
Read moreWolves Updates 10/29
The Pioneer Press has up the second part of Rick Alonzo’s interview with owner Glen Taylor. On making Wittman…
Read moreThank You Boston Red Sox For…
Thank God for the Boston Red Sox and their sweep of the Colorado Rockies. The quick end to the World…
Read moreTitans’ lines key 13-9 win over Raiders
As Vince Young struggled in his return from injury, the Titans’ offensive and defensive lines put up another dominating performance…
Read moreShocker: The Pats have no class
Leading 38-0 with nine minutes to play Tom Brady is still in the football game. He’s going deep and winging…
Read moreMinnesota vs. Paul Stastny: An Epic Battle for the Universe
This is madness! THIS… IS… CAKETOWN!!!AP Photo/Paul Battaglia OK, so this isn’t quite the epic battle it was when these…
Read moreMini Pony of the Day 10-28-07
Wow…that’s a massive feast for such little ponies. It’s not Thanksgiving yet, you greedy dweebs.
Read moreOhio State-Wisconsin on Big Ten Network
Bad news, Time Warner subscribers. You don’t get to see the #1 team in the country from your living room…
Read moreFun headlines.
I think you can chalk your career up to “injury plagued” when you miss games in 6 of your 7…
Read moreVideos of the Week – Crazy College Football Plays
In the wake of yesterday’s crazy 15 laterals by Division III Trinity to win over Millsap on the final play…
Read morePanthers Game Thoughts
1.) Dominating start by the Panthers. The rest factor is showing up early. The Panthers stick to runs and short…
Read morePaw Prints – Women’s Roundball
UConn women’s basketball coach Geno Auriemma was hoping to fill out one of the best recruiting classes he’s had in…
Read moreSunday Morning Linkage
Let’s give you some links this morning and sometime before the World Series, I’ll do the Videos of the Week….
Read morerespect for the fan
In 1981 the avg baseball game took 2:33 mins. In 2007, it took 2:51 mins, actually 6 mins less than…
Read moreNFL Picks for Week 8
Thanks to the World Series which went until 1 a.m. ET, I neglected to do my NFL Picks. Since we’re…
Read moreCarolina Pregame
Huge game today against the 4-2 Carolina Panthers of the NFC South. The Colts have an oppurtunity to start the…
Read moreNotes on the Srimmage
I went to last night’s scrimmage with a few buddies. Here are some observations: 1) The team was split into…
Read moreSC Gamecocks lose to UT Vols
Wide right. Ryan Succop missed a 40-yard field goal in overtime after his Tennessee counterpart made a 27-yarder moments earlier…
Read moreMarcus Williams waived. Washington staying?
With the Spurs waiving of Marcus Williams today, does that mean Darius Washington has earned himself a roster spot? We’re…
Read moreWolves Updates 10/28
Rick Alonzo/Pioneer Press talks to team owner Glen Taylor about why he continues to support Kevin McHale. Taylor says he…
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