Articles by Alan Draper (246303)
Ryan Braun signs 8-year, $45 million dollar extension
The Milwaukee Brewers have signed Ryan Braun to an 8-year, $45 million dollar extension Thursday morning. It’s the largest deal in…
Read moreBrinkhater Diaries: What a MAN
Brinkhater Diaries: Vol 1 (3) “What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man” -Salt-n-Pepa…
Read more2008 Playoff Beard Awards
Last year, I did a piece called Playoff Beard Comparisons. You loved it, I loved it, Best Week Ever loved…
Read moreJulian Tavarez, you stud, you
Julian Tavarez told Gordon Edes of the Boston Globe that if he wasn’t going to be a pro ball player,…
Read moreNot Looking Good
LeBron went off in the first half. He dropped 23 points as the Cavs lead 46-43 at the break. On…
Read moreWhat Can Brown Do For You?
These would be what you call "Playoff fouls." Don't underestimate how important fouls like this are in the playoffs. …
Read moreKG Feels Up LeBron, Is Impressed
We take a break from basketball talk to bring you childish dick jokes. KG… looks like you got a handful…
Read moreCeltics Don’t Care What Stern Thinks
David Stern "suggested" that teams cut out all the fireworks. The Celtics, much to my delight, don't seem to care…
Read moreI knew Cleveland Wouldn’t Disappoint Me
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoldZ43Cgvk] Oh Cleveland… I knew you had a mentally retarded rapper on YouTube somewhere. You couldn't let Atlanta hog all…
Read moreKiss Boobie Goodbye
Cavs backup point guard Daniel Gibson will miss the remainder of the Celtics series due to a separated shoulder. Gibson,…
Read moreThe Chuck Wagon May Lose Thumbs
Chuck and I are both avid purveyors in… ahem… 'games of chance'. So I feel like I must specify that…
Read moreWolves Updates 5/15
Charley Walters/Pioneer Press on Wolves owner Glen Taylor: Taylor remains patient in rebuilding the Wolves. "I have to be;…
Read moreXavier Hicks Penalty: 3 Games
Paul Wulff’s first major player problem has now officially been addressed. Projected free safety starter Xavier Hicks will miss the…
Read moreStill Feel Confident Spurs Fans?
After last night’s ass kicking by the Hornets on the Spurs, should Spurs fans feel confident going into game 6?…
Read moreParra’s effort wasted; Brews lose, 6-4
The Brewers took a 4-3 lead into the top of the ninth…and sent out a former Dodger to close out…
Read moreSox Blow Another 3 Run Lead
Lester pitched well through 6 but the trouble started when he was pulled. Lopez got two quick outs but then…
Read morePassion Use Creepy Mascot To Beat Phantoms
Possibly fueled by their new mascot (above, h/t PittGirl), the Passion kept their winning streak alive this past weekend with…
Read moreFlyer Fans, As You Might Expect, Do Not Take Kindly to Red Wings’ Fleeces
Way back in March, we ran a BMR March Madness pick ’em pool. Hockey fans picking college basketball games. Go…
Read moreClay Buchholz Headed to DL…Van Every Called Up
Red Sox Pitcher Clay Buchholz is going on the DL with a “broken nail” on his pitching hand. The Sox…
Read moreAngels add an ACE
Lackey to Return to Rotation Wednesday By Adam Dodge – Angelswin.com Senior Writer When it was learned during Spring Training…
Read moreCondolences To The Staal Family
Condolences from a heavy-hearted blogger must go to Jordan Staal and his family. Staal’s grandfather passed away on Sunday, and…
Read morePrimetime & Late Night Viewing Picks
MLBNew York Yankees at Tampa Bay – YES/FSN Florida, 7 p.m.Oakland at Cleveland – Comcast SportsNet Bay Area/STO, 7 p.m.Washington…
Read moreFeeny, Man, You’re Doing It Wrong
Bruce Bennett/Getty/Yahoo! Hey Feeny, if that is your real name, I think you missed the boat here. I just had…
Read moreNHL – Philadelphia vs. Pittsburgh, Game 3 Highlights
Here are highlights of Game 3 of the Philadelphia-Pittsburgh series from last night.
Read moreA Busy Wednesday
There’s a lot of news today so let’s get to the links right away. First, the Boston Herald apologized today…
Read moreInjury Update
J.D. Drew– hyper-extended his wrist (MRI negative) but will be out at least one more game. Julio Lugo– was out…
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