Articles by Alan Draper (246303)

Ryan Braun signs 8-year, $45 million dollar extension

The Milwaukee Brewers have signed Ryan Braun to an 8-year, $45 million dollar extension Thursday morning. It’s the largest deal in…

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A toast

I’m not much for public speaking (which is why I do this instead of the TV thing), so hopefully this…

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Brinkhater Diaries: What a MAN

Brinkhater Diaries: Vol 1 (3) “What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man” -Salt-n-Pepa…

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2008 Playoff Beard Awards

Last year, I did a piece called Playoff Beard Comparisons. You loved it, I loved it, Best Week Ever loved…

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Julian Tavarez, you stud, you

Julian Tavarez told Gordon Edes of the Boston Globe that if he wasn’t going to be a pro ball player,…

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One to Go

Exhale. Take deep breaths. Think happy thoughts. I was doing all those things in final two minutes of this one….

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Not Looking Good

LeBron went off in the first half. He dropped 23 points as the Cavs lead 46-43 at the break. On…

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What Can Brown Do For You?

  These would be what you call "Playoff fouls." Don't underestimate how important fouls like this are in the playoffs. …

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KG Feels Up LeBron, Is Impressed

We take a break from basketball talk to bring you childish dick jokes. KG… looks like you got a handful…

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Celtics Don’t Care What Stern Thinks

David Stern "suggested" that teams cut out all the fireworks.  The Celtics, much to my delight, don't seem to care…

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I knew Cleveland Wouldn’t Disappoint Me

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoldZ43Cgvk] Oh Cleveland… I knew you had a mentally retarded rapper on YouTube somewhere.  You couldn't let Atlanta hog all…

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Kiss Boobie Goodbye

Cavs backup point guard Daniel Gibson will miss the remainder of the Celtics series due to a separated shoulder. Gibson,…

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The Chuck Wagon May Lose Thumbs

Chuck and I are both avid purveyors in… ahem… 'games of chance'.  So I feel like I must specify that…

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Wolves Updates 5/15

Charley Walters/Pioneer Press on Wolves owner Glen Taylor:  Taylor remains patient in rebuilding the Wolves.   "I have to be;…

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Xavier Hicks Penalty: 3 Games

Paul Wulff’s first major player problem has now officially been addressed. Projected free safety starter Xavier Hicks will miss the…

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ANOTHER early lead not held onto

A lead for the third straight game spelled

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Still Feel Confident Spurs Fans?

After last night’s ass kicking by the Hornets on the Spurs, should Spurs fans feel confident going into game 6?…

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Parra’s effort wasted; Brews lose, 6-4

The Brewers took a 4-3 lead into the top of the ninth…and sent out a former Dodger to close out…

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Sox Blow Another 3 Run Lead

Lester pitched well through 6 but the trouble started when he was pulled. Lopez got two quick outs but then…

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Passion Use Creepy Mascot To Beat Phantoms

Possibly fueled by their new mascot (above, h/t PittGirl), the Passion kept their winning streak alive this past weekend with…

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Flyer Fans, As You Might Expect, Do Not Take Kindly to Red Wings’ Fleeces

Way back in March, we ran a BMR March Madness pick ’em pool. Hockey fans picking college basketball games. Go…

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Clay Buchholz Headed to DL…Van Every Called Up

Red Sox Pitcher Clay Buchholz is going on the DL with a “broken nail” on his pitching hand. The Sox…

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Angels add an ACE

Lackey to Return to Rotation Wednesday By Adam Dodge – Angelswin.com Senior Writer When it was learned during Spring Training…

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Condolences To The Staal Family

Condolences from a heavy-hearted blogger must go to Jordan Staal and his family. Staal’s grandfather passed away on Sunday, and…

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Primetime & Late Night Viewing Picks

MLBNew York Yankees at Tampa Bay – YES/FSN Florida, 7 p.m.Oakland at Cleveland – Comcast SportsNet Bay Area/STO, 7 p.m.Washington…

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Feeny, Man, You’re Doing It Wrong

Bruce Bennett/Getty/Yahoo! Hey Feeny, if that is your real name, I think you missed the boat here. I just had…

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NHL – Philadelphia vs. Pittsburgh, Game 3 Highlights

Here are highlights of Game 3 of the Philadelphia-Pittsburgh series from last night.

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A Busy Wednesday

There’s a lot of news today so let’s get to the links right away. First, the Boston Herald apologized today…

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Injury Update

J.D. Drew– hyper-extended his wrist (MRI negative) but will be out at least one more game. Julio Lugo– was out…

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