Articles by Alan Draper (246303)
How do you make a bad team feel worse about their season?
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Read more You Can’t Polish A Terd, Beavis
WOW! How good was that, Cougar Nation?! I mean, if you can’t be a bowl team, why not head dead…
Read more Videos of the Week – Liz Phair
I love having this blog because I can have anything I want here. Last week I had videos of Shandi…
Read more NFL Picks for Week 4
I had a bad week. Still over .500, but 8-7 for an overall record of 25-16 for a .610 winning…
Read more Preseason in Turkey
From Jerry Zgoda/Star Tribune: The Timberwolves flew by chartered aircraft Saturday afternoon to Istanbul, Turkey, with a copy of the…
Read more Wolves Updates 9/30
From Eddie Sefko/Dallas Morning News: Buckner signed as a free agent last summer for $18 million over five seasons. The…
Read more A $14 Million September
By Daniel Rathman Entering Saturday night’s game, there were five American League hitters with a higher September OBP than the…
Read more Say hello to the 4th-ranked Ohio State Buckeyes!
Ohio State started the season ranked #11 in the AP poll, #10 in the Coaches Poll. Those days are over….
Read more “Henry the MVP so far”… Whoa, Not so Fast!
Rick Herrin of the Star-Telegram has an article right now suggesting CB Anthony Henry is the Cowboys MVP so far….
Read more Mixed Signals
Every week I like to track the NY Post sentiment as a negative indicator, and just as importantly the picks…
Read more Wolves sign Richard
From the Associated Press: The Minnesota Timberwolves have signed second-round draft pick Chris Richard, the team announced Saturday. Terms…
Read more A Compelling Gameday
Top of the morn to you, Cougar Nation. And welcome to the most compelling game day that we’ve had since…
Read more Sorting Out The Hassell Deal
Some notes about the Hassell deal… Hassell has three guaranteed years remaining on his contract, while Buckner has only two. Buckner…
Read more New Classic Colt
If you check out the main site, you know that we try to honor some of the great Colts that…
Read more Media Day Updates
Click here for a photo gallery of Friday’s media day. From Steve Aschburner/SI.com: The Minnesota Timberwolves were back…
Read more SC Keys to a win vs. Miss State
It’s Homecoming as the South Carolina Gamecocks (3-1, 1-1 SEC) host the Mississippi State Bulldogs (3-1, 1-1 SEC) in an…
Read more Saturday Morning Linkage
As I celebrate the Red Sox winning the American League East, Friday night was truly a great night of baseball….
Read more San Francisco decides fans aren’t important
Unless you’ve been trapped in a mine for the last week (I was going to reference R. Kelly’s “Trapped in…
Read more IT’S ABOUT BLOODY TIME YOU WANKERS!!!
This kid never ceases to crack me up.FunnyHub.com Well folks, the day is finally here. It’s the Zero Hour. At…
Read more Weekend Viewing Picks
Saturday, September 29Presidents Cup – NBC, 8 a.m.NHL Season Opener from London – Anaheim vs. LA – CBC/HDNet, noonMLB/Nationals at…
Read more Hockey’s Here!
At 11AM, locally, the NHL season officially gets underway. To commemorate this occasion, I present you with this video of…
Read more Getting what’s coming to them
Apparently some Jets fans want blood. They are suing the Patriots organization for staging 8 fraudulent games between the Jets…
Read more NFL Viewing Picks for 09/30/07
Fox NFL Sunday – Fox, noonBaltimore at Cleveland – CBS, 1 p.m. (DirecTV channel 704)St. Louis at Dallas – Fox,…
Read more College Football Viewing Picks for Saturday, 09/29/07 (all times Eastern)
College Gameday (live from the University of Oregon) – ESPN, 10 a.m.Notre Dame at Purdue – ESPN, noonLSU at Tulane…
Read more 09/29: Homefield Throughout?
September 29th, 2007 GAME THREAD Minnesota Twins (78-82) @ Boston Red Sox (95-65) Carlos Silva (13-14, 4.22) @ Tim Wakefield…
Read more Juwan Howard’s trade request
From the Associated Press: (Click here for video) Soon after Garnett was dealt, Howard asked vice president of basketball operations…
Read more David Ortiz: One-man wrecking machine
This comes to you as the first column of Fire Brand as the home of the DIVISION CHAMPION RED SOX!…
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