Bartolo Goes Yard And We All Hyperventilate A Little

Because this deserves its own post, and because some people will need visual proof that this actually happened:

In a blog post ironically entitled “Things I’m Wrong About, Volume: Infinity”, I predicted the inevitable Bartolo Colon home run. Did I think it would come against one of the game’s better pitchers in one of the league’s largest ballparks? Absolutely not.

I don’t know that anything else that happens in this game will matter.