Little Orphan Wilpon

Komatsu

Our worst fear is realized.  Snoop Manuel’s sense of humor has seeped into Fred Wilpon’s brain:

“As Wilpon walked away, a Post reporter asked if Minaya would remain the team’s GM beyond this year. ‘Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?’ Wilpon answered.”

Oooh, zinger.  But no.  It will not.  Not when teams in bankruptcy acquire Cliff Lee and teams that can’t draw flies eat Jose Guillen’s salary, while the Mets are taking payroll advice from Coupon Suzy in their employment of Minaya, and Oliver Perez for that matter.  The sun isn’t coming out tomorrow, the next day, or any other day.  Met fans are orphanizing themselves in record numbers while Fred Wilpon plays the role of Daddy Warbucks (Keanu Reeves wasn’t available).

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