Maybe God Is Merciful After All

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Yeah, I think we all could use an extended break at this point. Of course, a scheduled off-day isn’t really a scheduled off-day without an MRI. Hopefully this rainfall was truly refreshing and contained traces of cortisone and chicken soup to heal Johan Santana’s shoulder (which would mean that Santana would have had to walk around in the rain for two hours and catch a cold.)

But having to watch the Yankees game instead gave me a revelation of sorts: Yankee fans who bitch about their starting pitcher after an 18-7 win only proves to me that when a true global calamity occurs, and Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection kicks in, they’ll be the first to go. They’re more than welcome to ride Mike Pelfrey’s Wonder Pinto for a season if they’d like to see how the other half lives. 

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