Mets Flu

jamesanderson

They say that hitting is contagious.  If that’s the case, then not scoring is communicable.  There’s no doubt that Frenchy passed the affliction to Jets cornerback Kyle Wilson with either that jersey or that football … and he must have shared a soda can with a member of the Jets offense leaving the disease in remission until … well, Monday night.

The first Met with his infected bat that goes near Nick Folk I’ll take care of personally.

“Even though everybody’s kind of interested in the Jets game, I do what I can do for the baseball.”-Hisanori Takahashi

Yeah, the Mets were up to their old tricks on Monday as well as the club reached that ever popular point of the season where they decide to let the fans in attendance move to the lower levels.  That’s always a proud moment in a season where the club resorts to desperate moments by letting fans move to the good seats to save face on television.  (The Nets did that and they were 12-70.)  At least there were some other sporting events going on that the Mets could fall back on so as not to tell themselves that the terrible attendance was due to the fact that the Mets are slightly less entertaining than watching a C-SPAN Halloween marathon … or Yule Log.

But the point in the game that I can take solace in, and will help me sleep another night, was that the Mets were kind enough not to be embarrassed by losing to Chan Ho Park in extra innings.  Thanks team, for small miracles.

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