Jenrry Mejia’s injury on Sunday in Binghamton (Three days rest? After turning him into a reliever and then back again? Really?) was attributed to shoulder stiffness. Unless of course “shoulder stiffness” is code for “Well Jack, we really don’t see how we can put him in a deal for Cliff Lee now. And Ike Davis is hitting moon shots off our bridge and Jon Niese is throwing shutout ball so, guess we can’t spare them either. Pagan? Nope, surgery’s on Thur … er, I mean he’s day-to-day. But who else do you want? Fernando Martinez? He’s healthy. For now. Muhuhahahahahahaha!!!”
Nah, only Tony Bernazard could be that diabolical. Rookie hazing is about as diabolical as the Mets get:
This is an unofficial picture of Mets rookie hazing on the flight to Puerto Rico. Good thing the Mets/Marlins series wasn’t moved to Ghana.
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