The Phillies two aces showed why they are aces against the Mets this weekend.
The Mets ace, meanwhile, will no doubt require a type of shoulder surgery that hasn’t been invented by modern medicine yet.
Yeah, the future looks bright as Roy Oswalt came into Citi Field and lulled the Mets to sleep. You realize if Oswalt was traded to the Mets his ERA would skyrocket to eithg and he’d be on the other side of the curtain in Johan’s hospital room by now.
You know it’s been a great season for the Mets when a guy who believes that people can alter the weather and will eventually blast into space feels sorry for them. Although I shouldn’t talk … I’ll probably spend the entire 2011 season looking for a ticket to gain admission to Darren Daulton’s spaceship on eBay so I don’t have to watch this dead carcass go through another hopeless freakin’ season. I hear timeshares on Jupiter are pretty cheap.
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