Welcome to the fourth edition of The Rig Rant!
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Week four of The Rig Rant features tweets from The Heritage Classic, and wins against the Winnipeg Jets, the Washington Capitals and the Vancouver Canucks leaving the Oilers finishing up the week with a 7-1-0 record. UNPRECEDENTED!! Fans were extremely happy and now more than ever it’s become evident that this team is making people horny feel things…in places.
Again, we try to limit the McDavid weekly love-a-thon but he’s just too good – not that we’re complaining. However the love affair with Cam Talbot is steadily increasing as well.
**DISCLAIMER**
Many of these tweets contain horrible language. We can’t be held responsible if your children read this article and start swearing at your TV (or you).
Let’s get it started…
The Heritage Classic held an alumni game last weekend in Winnipeg where the old school Oilers and Jets faced off against one another. It’s always a pleasure to see the dynasty Oilers play. Here are some moments and reactions from the game.
#TheGreatOne holding court this morning. #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/sD5VZP9aYH
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/DVDVR_DFA/status/789921170103627780
He was messing with us pre-game too! โ๏ธ #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/GWOhXrxmZB
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/IAmByks/status/789932675473616896
Slats, Smytty & a stogie. #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/J41UdgNEqc
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 22, 2016
One-day contract for tomorrow, Mess? ๐ค #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/RcnZYjTkKl
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 22, 2016
Rebounds count, right?! #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/UtiiKiLB0w
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 22, 2016
Plotting one final push to extract the stuff of victory… pic.twitter.com/jC9JiGE7KE
— Jack Michaels (@EdmontonJack) October 22, 2016
Even our friend from good old Rexall Place made the journey to Winnipeg!
It was a long flight but worth it. And yes. Mess is still stalking Connor. pic.twitter.com/ZJP5yNj9mc
— Rexall Pigeon (@RexallPigeon) October 22, 2016
That's what it's all about. #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/0eBERvX4md
— NHL (@NHL) October 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/KjellIverson/status/789949902071664640
Moose with two snipes for the #Oilers today. #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/a5Zp4CMnq7
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 22, 2016
The Oilers battled back, but unfortunately lost the game when Teemu Selanne was awarded a penalty shot (thanks Simpson).
Teemu's game-winner. Bravo, sir. #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/7LkTE7Pp6l
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 22, 2016
Despite the Oilers alumni loss – long time locker room hero Joey Moss was having a great time!
Our buddy #JoeyMoss enjoying the @NHL VIP party pic.twitter.com/SEKOQMz7kG
— Craig Muni (@CraigMuni) October 23, 2016
Regardless of how the game finished – this sight will never get old.
๐ pic.twitter.com/tzD2dtW0Z0
— NHL (@NHL) October 22, 2016
The next day, it was time for the Oilers and Jets of today to face off in the great outdoors, but they had a little trouble getting the game started!
Heritage Classic has been officially delayed. First ever sun delay.
— Darren Dreger (@DarrenDreger) October 23, 2016
We are officially under a Sun delay at the Heritage Classic between the Winnipeg Jets and Edmonton Oilers. That's a career first. Sun delay.
— Terry Jones (@byterryjones) October 23, 2016
Delay the Heritage Classic WPG? It just means you have to pump my stomach in the 2nd instead of the 3rd pic.twitter.com/Kls81FGXvD
— Wanye (@WanyeGretz) October 23, 2016
Live look at the sun pic.twitter.com/xsuGcVD6or
— x-Pete Bauer (@OhYesICanada) October 23, 2016
Hmm… ๐ค #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/cmTmhg0VVd
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 23, 2016
Real reason for the delay pic.twitter.com/G7EuUCjwdO
— Matty Go Sens (@Gerv_Rebrand) October 23, 2016
If a delay was going to happen – Winnipeg and Edmonton fans were the two fan bases that could definitely handle it. They love the game, they love their teams, and they love each other….right?
Dear Edmonton, I hate you.
With love,
Winnipeghttps://t.co/CftMKOmiF8 #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/wZ9EuwvHPR— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) October 23, 2016
Finally, after a two hour delay, and despite some less than ideal ice conditions, it was time to get this party started!
The ice at the Heritage Classic looks as wet as the theatre seats after a showing of "Magic Mike".
— RG3 (@rascalgas) October 23, 2016
Listen Winnipeg – if McDavid gets hurt on your crappy ice, weโre taking your franchise away again!
Youโve been warned.— Daryl (@TheSpinDoctor) October 23, 2016
Legendary puck-drop. #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/NaYGd90Wga
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/KjellIverson/status/790303153421971460
The ref cam view of this Patrik Laine deke is unreal pic.twitter.com/19ieYwR00A
— Brady Trettenero (@BradyTrett) October 23, 2016
Buff froze for a moment and that's all the Letestu needed on the first #Oilers goal.. cc: @OilersNation pic.twitter.com/nU9b3itGXs
— JetsNation (@NHLJetsNation) October 23, 2016
Letestu scores?! Short handed! #heritageclassic pic.twitter.com/SaN57OAsmC
— Calum (@Calum_C) October 23, 2016
LETESTUBE!!!!! #Woooooo #Oilers #Snipe #EatItJets pic.twitter.com/R4JjPDvXzm
— Shane Jones (@IMShaneJones) October 23, 2016
This next goal meant more than just a 2-0 lead for the Oilers. What you can’t hear is the warrior-like screams between McDavid and Nurse that just shows you how excited these kids are to be playing hockey and playing it well.
Out of the box & into the net! #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/DzSfENdXaS
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 23, 2016
Ref cam of McDavid to Nurse. Sick. pic.twitter.com/8fq9qPXNqe
— Brady Trettenero (@BradyTrett) October 23, 2016
*Darnell celebrating that goal* pic.twitter.com/8JFNsHgFSl
— Twitch Dot TVs MurtBunch (@JSBMjeanshorts) October 23, 2016
So outdoor Connor is just as good as indoor Connor
— Ken Holland (@FakeOilersGM) October 23, 2016
@drtwofive from @cmcdavid97 @TheRigRant pic.twitter.com/QCAW4CHHiB
— UnRetired n Wired (@Tsnivek) October 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/rKrawcH/status/790314000860995584
Hands up if you thought Connor and Darnell were gonna kiss. pic.twitter.com/dPJcK7kFt7
— TheTowelBoy (@TheTowelBoy) October 23, 2016
The Oilers decided to run away with it after that. Here’s a look at the goal that gave them a 3-0 lead
What a pass! What a snipe! ๐ #HeritageClassic pic.twitter.com/WMtrbEd3qR
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 23, 2016
Nuge is a filthy puck thief and I love it. #oilers #nationgoestowpg
— Baggedmilk, Oily Boy ๐น (@jsbmbaggedmilk) October 23, 2016
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins makes the play and Zack Kassian scores the goal to make it 3-0 Edmonton.
— Terry Jones (@byterryjones) October 23, 2016
Heading into the third period, the Oilers had a healthy lead…but what would happen next??
https://twitter.com/IAmByks/status/790318133374390272
Because Lucic doesn't look badass enough he put black underneath his eyes. #heritageclassic
— Trudy (@trudyi8) October 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/NewfieMikey/status/790321764173811712
Really though – it didn’t matter because by the time this game was over…
The @EdmontonOilers are 5-1.
— BucciOT.Com (@Buccigross) October 23, 2016
Regardless of the sport Winnipeg just can't beat Edmonton at Investors Group Field. I can see why they hate us. #CFL #NHL
— Andrew Grose (@GroseAndrew) October 23, 2016
When you think about having to play in the same conference as McDavid pic.twitter.com/3qOcwmmgmV
— Twitch Dot TVs MurtBunch (@JSBMjeanshorts) October 23, 2016
Watching the #Oilers hockey is great. Ive missed these feels. pic.twitter.com/ufXqJESxN5
— Adam.โ๐ป๐๐ป๐ค๐ป ๐๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ (@AdamZukiwsky) October 23, 2016
#Oilers 5-1 now lead NHL in points. McDavid 1 assist – now tied for league lead with 9 points.
— David Amber (@DavidAmber) October 23, 2016
Um – excuse me? LEADING THE LEAGUE??
Winning is fun! Who knew?
— Arch (@Archaeologuy) October 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/dohfOs/status/790333429674016772
81-1 SEASON STILL ON GANG! #GOilers
— Twitch Dot TVs MurtBunch (@JSBMjeanshorts) October 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/Oilerland/status/790333790866411520
#letsgetwasted pic.twitter.com/DAdPyXoY7I
— Rusty Shackleford (@AdmiralRusty) October 23, 2016
This really came as no surprise either…
Cam Talbot (@EdmontonOilers), Artem Anisimov (@NHLBlackhawks), Mike Green (@DetroitRedWings) named 3 Stars of Week https://t.co/xz6QmUQthu
— NHL Public Relations (@PR_NHL) October 24, 2016
Now it was time to face the Capitals. A team that would definitely give the Oilers a run for their money, especially with some guy named Ovechkin on their team.
Welcome to #RogersPlace, @ovi8! Classy, as always. #WSHvsEDM pic.twitter.com/bBxX9HL8hz
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/TravisDakin/status/791456524400865281
"The Stick of Sekera"
Attack +3
Defence +9
Magic -1— TheTowelBoy (@TheTowelBoy) October 27, 2016
With the Oilers in the lead, we asked people to give us a first period summary in gif form….
https://twitter.com/TheAndyBabic/status/791464519176380416
https://twitter.com/NewfieMikey/status/791464819949985792
https://twitter.com/thewildman111/status/791465043573342208
@JackieDee16 pic.twitter.com/ynMyEFTOva
— Dale letawske (@dukesthedog) October 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/Mountaineer1988/status/791465640561291264
@JackieDee16 pic.twitter.com/L35fZf9gNm
— KTown Oiler (@KTownOiler) October 27, 2016
— David Shortt (@AdMan0828) October 27, 2016
— CopperTopper (@CopperTopper_85) October 27, 2016
I think it’s safe to say that fans were excited (except for that one guy that seemed a little bored). There always has to be a “THAT GUY”.
Moving on – the second period started out with some spectacular Talbot robbery!
https://twitter.com/alanvbedmonton/status/791469989765189632
ALL HAIL TAL-BOT! #oilers pic.twitter.com/hw6CIs4mCG
— Baggedmilk, Oily Boy ๐น (@jsbmbaggedmilk) October 27, 2016
Just when we thought Nuge had finally put one in the back of the net…
Pou-fect deflection by 6๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ. #WSHvsEDM pic.twitter.com/f1l4c3iEeK
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 27, 2016
Damn. The tip always gets in the way of a mans first goal. ๐ท
— MamaB #CrazyOilersOma (@Smyth94ever) October 27, 2016
Second period in the books and there was a whole lot of Pou…
2nd period pic.twitter.com/NL32th69NY
— CopperTopper (@CopperTopper_85) October 27, 2016
Pou!!!!! pic.twitter.com/kBoVXkbLzj
— Grant Gustafson (@GrantGus65) October 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/NewfieMikey/status/791479887404077056
https://twitter.com/OilersFan05/status/791480453102342144
@JackieDee16 pic.twitter.com/MRaC8QmvIc
— Ally (@MrsLethal) October 27, 2016
Who's up by 2 after 2? #Oilers pic.twitter.com/UXbLyrlCaF
— x-GOilers Steve-O (@_SilentNoise) October 27, 2016
Heading into the third, with the Oilers up by two…and BOOM…another goal!!
https://twitter.com/OilersNation/status/791482492268130305
Nice goal Big Rig @patmaroon @EdmontonOilers pic.twitter.com/GYF61BuFkY
— VisuallyBetter (@Isuckatpicking) October 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/OilersFan05/status/791482717284085760
Really – what Rig Rant article would be complete without some “I’m in awe of McDavid” tweets?
https://twitter.com/McOilers93/status/791482857726283780
Picture 1: "I've got him!"
Picture 2: "I think I've got him..?"
Picture 3: ".. I don't have him." pic.twitter.com/vg32VUddkw
— Dimitri Filipovic (@DimFilipovic) October 27, 2016
McDavid translated for gamers, every time he hits the ice:
โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ ๏ธโก๏ธโฌ ๏ธโก๏ธBA โถ๏ธ#oilers— Calum (@Calum_C) October 27, 2016
Lucic setting up in front of the net like… #oilers pic.twitter.com/TOqm8gfYYa
— Baggedmilk, Oily Boy ๐น (@jsbmbaggedmilk) October 27, 2016
Twitter got a little excited after the Oilers managed to pull out another win…
We keep playing like this and it's only a matter of time before we're winning games against Buffalo. #Oilers
— Andrew Grose (@GroseAndrew) October 27, 2016
Damn, the #Oilers are giving me something I haven't felt in a long time…… hope ๐
— Jonathan Nicholl (@reflexx30) October 27, 2016
The Oilers got me like pic.twitter.com/QzjvnQLTmC
— Chris R esq. (@randomhero79) October 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/Shanalee1982/status/791491849642881024
Remember when we were excites about tape to tape passes out of the zone?
— Mark (@marker1199) October 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/Sun_Tychkowski/status/791489698178797568
#Oilers twitter right now is the closest you'll ever come to an electronic group hug.
— Mel T aka Chill Ranford (@MelCT19) October 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/loc8ingoil/status/791492419845967872
Once again, I will savour this Oilers win. It's okay to enjoy this, Oiler fans!
— RG3 (@rascalgas) October 27, 2016
@EdmontonOilers pic.twitter.com/jMQxkxNEZN
— Karaโข ๐จ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ (@KaraUtri) October 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/Oilers1966/status/791492622095228928
#Oilers are 6-1 to start the season. My game night alcoholism is nearly non-existent for some reason, but now… @oilersnation @TheRigRant pic.twitter.com/GZ7F4sPWCe
— x-GOilers Steve-O (@_SilentNoise) October 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/IAmByks/status/791493111490809856
So the Oilers were now 6-1, but there were some wise words from Captain McLightning to keep their focus.
"We're 6-1 & that's a good start, but that's all it is." @cmcdavid97 on #Oilers staying focused as the season continues pic.twitter.com/RAbDy5NMXp
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 27, 2016
Now the Oilers hit the road to beautiful British Columbia to face off against the Canucks. A team that is very well disliked in Oil Country. How would the Oilers fare? It’s not possible for them to grab another win…is it?
https://twitter.com/ibleedoil/status/792189659371626499
Flattened. #EDMvsVAN pic.twitter.com/gLe5Rc8g7T
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/maylee9/status/792190290849173504
Pou just spent 10 seconds in the offensive zone without taking a penalty. #AchievementUnlocked
— McDavid Beast Mode๐บ๐ฆ (@sportsjunkie007) October 29, 2016
I've come to love a 0-0 first period in this new Oilerian era. We've smelled their arteries… Now the blood pours…
— Adam McGale (@AdamMcGale) October 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/Shanalee1982/status/792194081854099456
That look of confusion when you pretend to throw the ball for your dog but hide it instead. That's the look teams have playing the #Oilers
— Andrew Grose (@GroseAndrew) October 29, 2016
Flattened. #EDMvsVAN pic.twitter.com/gLe5Rc8g7T
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 29, 2016
Flattened: the sequel. #EDMvsVAN pic.twitter.com/P4LpC8EN8L
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 29, 2016
Then there was that time that a (typical) Canucks fan started talking trash and the Oilers themselves decided they would respond. The tweet, however, was quickly deleted – but not quite fast enough!
NOW PREPARE YOURSELVES!!! We have to tell you something.
McDavid is fast and Talbot is from another planet.
https://twitter.com/TheCamperDave/status/792199922162413568
https://twitter.com/1nkedOil/status/792202176726757377
TALBOT pic.twitter.com/QQx0nogVzU
— Canada2K (@Canada2K) October 29, 2016
Even the Canucks and their fans know awesome when they see it!
Talbot, take a bow.
That was some kind of save on a Granlund cross-ice one-timer. Ugh.
— Vancouver Canucks (@Canucks) October 29, 2016
When you're trying to stay positive about the Canucks' future but Connor McDavid exists https://t.co/GRFjJh2UAo
— CanucksArmy (@CanucksArmy) October 29, 2016
No fair, where's our McDavid #Canucks #hockey #NHL #EDMvsVAN
— FullTime Hockey Fans (@FTHockeyFans) October 29, 2016
TALBOT FOR PRESIDENT OF EARTH!!!! ๐
— TheTowelBoy (@TheTowelBoy) October 29, 2016
TALBOT IS A BEAST TONIGHT !!! pic.twitter.com/MXvvXAcIyn
— Rฮฑแง Oฯ Fฯ ฦฦฮนษณษ Sฯ ษณสิฮนษณาฝ (@OilrGrl16) October 29, 2016
Yeah – we’re just going to go ahead and have a McDavid/Talbot love fest here. Enjoy!
https://twitter.com/humantorch/status/792203718192226306
With hands like that, it's no wonder Talbot has twins.
— Joey (@_TheIronCowboy) October 29, 2016
If Trump does win, I bet he just throws Cam Talbot up at the Mexican border. #Wall #oilers #yeg
— Courtney Theriault (@cspotweet) October 29, 2016
Rocket skates: engage. ๐ #EDMvsVAN pic.twitter.com/XunKlIFHWL
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 29, 2016
Y'all just got Connor'd!!! Bitches #sofast #toofast
— x-Pete Bauer (@OhYesICanada) October 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/Redundant_Lenny/status/792205013481197568
The wind from McDavid's speed put that in.
— SirFozz (@SirFozz) October 29, 2016
Goal!!!!!!!! @EdmontonOilers A beauty by Connor. #Oilers #Canucks pic.twitter.com/7vIAYXd9iq
— VisuallyBetter (@Isuckatpicking) October 29, 2016
Full speed with the puck on its side and still controls it. I've never seen a player like him before and I'm old
— RayDHD โฅ๏ธ๐งก๐ชถโ๐พ (@pullmygoalies) October 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/OilersFan05/status/792205322706296832
@OilersNation pic.twitter.com/1WMRPU33rA
— Cam Lewis (@cooomzy) October 29, 2016
A @cmcdavid97 breakaway should be like the icing rule, as soon as he's in the clear – it's a goal and nobody gets hurt. #Oilers
— Mark Connolly (@MarkConnollyCBC) October 29, 2016
What do i do if my Mcdavid boner lasts over 4 hrs?
— ugh (@FriesenNHL) October 29, 2016
Ok ok ok – it can’t ALWAYS be about Connor. Let’s talk about how the Oilers sat on a 1-0 lead for what felt like an eternity, despite some very good chances!
https://twitter.com/RyanMcKenzie85/status/792218730923040768
Oh so close! #ting #Crossbar #Oilers pic.twitter.com/Hwiv0pqp4Z
— Shane Jones (@IMShaneJones) October 29, 2016
This game has been like Sex in the woods…. #FuckinInTents
— X – Scrub64 (@Scrub64) October 29, 2016
After the Canucks empty net proved to be one of the best players for Vancouver all night (Ryan Miller excluded), the Oilers finally managed to pot the insurance goal.
https://twitter.com/CopyDarryl/status/792222668472713216
LOOOOOOOCCHH!!!! @EdmontonOilers #oilers pic.twitter.com/T6bFtP3x0y
— X-TheIronE (@Pey_DayYEG) October 29, 2016
Loooooooooochhhhh!!!! #EatItCanucks Talbot>>Miller #woooooo #Oilers #WeRollin @RigRant. pic.twitter.com/11YCcLELph
— Shane Jones (@IMShaneJones) October 29, 2016
So now, the Oilers sit in second place OVERALL, one point behind Montreal who is off to a stellar start as well.
#Oilers 7-1.. Ahem, let me be succinct: pic.twitter.com/Dj3seL83Gd
— Alan Smithee (@Oiler_Country) October 29, 2016
Ohhh…baby! These Oilers. They make me feel a little funny…down there. pic.twitter.com/sUFqb6vhND
— Ben (@Ben_in_yeg) October 29, 2016
Watching McDavid play the ice hockey like… pic.twitter.com/ox24yhJvXR
— T-Hup (@thupka1982) October 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/KjellIverson/status/792225068608806912
This Oilers winning doesn't feel right. My life is out of balance. I am going to drive the car through the garage door to even things out.
— Lowetide (@Lowetide) October 29, 2016
Hey, Toronto. Look how unhappy he is. ๐๐๐๐๐ #oilers #nhl pic.twitter.com/icXymO1Z19
— Baggedmilk, Oily Boy ๐น (@jsbmbaggedmilk) October 29, 2016
Now we leave you with some very wise advice.
Wins are fun!
They will not all be wins!
Don't be a sore winner!#LifeTips— MacGrubo (@loxyisme) October 27, 2016
What do we have in store for you next week? The Senators visit Edmonton tonight and then the Oilers are off to Toronto on Tuesday where I’m sure the media will try to tell us that Matthews is better than McDavid (insert eye roll here).
Then the Oilers hit New York on Thursday to face the Rangers and Saturday to face the Islanders. It’s going to be a busy week – but we’re anxious to see if we can hit double digits in the win column.
Remember to tag @TheRigRant or @JackieDee16 for your shot at making the next Rig Rant article. Hit us with memes, gifs, or just overall hilarity.
Thanks for reading! See you next week!
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