There Ain’t No Key, You Gotta Boof Your Way Out

You knew that once Boof Bonser signed, the rest of the dominoes would fall.

Think about it, Boof signs a deal with the Mets, and then all of a sudden Paul Konerko and Carl Crawford sign, and the Cliff Lee camp says there will be a decision by the weekend.  Everyone fears Boof, and the Mets are the team on the cutting edge.

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Oh, who am I kidding?  The only thing cutting edge about Boof are his steak knives.  I hope he makes the club so I can respond to inquires of “what happened to his MCL” with “Boof Bonser ate it.”  But most likely, Boof will spend the 2011 season on the land of misfit relievers where he’ll play pinochle with Josh Fogg until the end of his days.

Now say Boof and get me out of this blog post (at 6:28):

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(Yeah, I know half the time they’re actually saying “Boomf” with an m.  Sue me.)