This Is The Big One

Now why is Fred Sanford having a heart attack today?

Could it be because Lucas Duda had another two hits, and only one of them was one of his patented ground singles through a shift as he actually blasted a home run in a 3-1 win over the Nationals? Could that new stance actually be working? Might Duda give Terry Collins pause as to whether to move Jordany Valdespin to left field full time?

Or could it be Keith Hernandez's admission during Saturday's broadcast that he actually has a twitter account that he never uses? The one guy all Mets fans want to have a twitter account, and he has one? That he doesn't use???  What a tease.

He says we'll never find his account. Contrare. We'll find you, Keith. The process of elimination has already started:

@civilwarbuff17

— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) March 23, 2013

@tootsiepop4ever

— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) March 23, 2013

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@forallyoukidsoutthere17

— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) March 23, 2013

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@ilovehighlighters17 #KeithHernandezTwitterHandle #mets

— Susan Heit (@susanh121) March 23, 2013

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@whatwasithinkingsigningWithCleveland?

— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) March 23, 2013

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@metstradamus @notatweester17?

— Rich Sparago (@Metfanrich) March 23, 2013

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@thatbeardisweird17 #KeithHernandezTwitterHandle

— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) March 23, 2013

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@nicetradewhitey17

— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) March 23, 2013

@rockhead17

— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) March 23, 2013

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@whyisnt17retired17

— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) March 23, 2013

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@itoldoroscotothrowthecurve17

— Rich Sparago (@Metfanrich) March 23, 2013

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@mrkoostolemynumber #KeithHernandezTwitterHandle

— TRAIDCY (@EpideMets) March 23, 2013

@longdrivefromsagharbor17

— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) March 23, 2013

@nicegameprettyboy17

— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) March 23, 2013

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I guess we all must settle for the twitter consolation prize: Dillon Gee.