LOOK: Fan tried to smuggle vodka bottle sandwich with salami and tomato into racetrack

Fans will do anything they can to save a few bucks while at sporting events.

This is certainly understandable, given how expensive ticket prices and parking are. That’s why we completely empathize with this particular horse racing fan, who attempted to bring a small bottle of vodka into the racetrack.

Have you ever seen a vodka bottle submarine sandwich? Well, now you have.

This was spotted by security yesterday, you hide it, we find it! Let us know your witty strapline suggestions and you could win a prize!! pic.twitter.com/2bXVdIIHJa

— Southwell Racecourse (@Southwell_Races) August 21, 2017

Note the toppings — salami and tomato — and you’ve gotta love the attention to detail. How can you have a sub without the toppings?