Don’t ask me why Playboy Playmate Sara Jean Underwood is holding a Chargers helmet, let alone an Air Coryell era one. But I thought it would counteract this kiddie-themed song parody for our pathetic football team.
Why are there so many pickoffs and fumbles?
and how can it all be Norv?
That point’s irrelevant, guy is a loser
That much we already know.
“Mathews won’t pan out,” some choose to believe it
I don’t know how Philip comes back.
Someday we’ll find it, the Norval Correction.
The offense, the defense and me.
Special teams under a spell, we know that it’s probably coaching
Tackling’s important, especially in big spots.
Turnovers are pivotal too.
Tight ends get old, particularly when injured
Clary sucks, we know it too.
Move to LA, some choose to forsee it
I’ve always lived here back East.
Someday we’ll find it, the Norval Correction
A Gruden, Nick Novak and me.
GMs are powerful, especially a Spanos
But that’s at least one year away.
Pass rush’s invisible unless the game’s out of reach
Corners can’t turn for the ball.
Guys can’t stay healthy and some choose to supress it.
John Hastings was my favorite strength coach.
That’s cause he looked like the Cobra Kai sensei
I hate that remakes are lame
All of us stuck with this team.
I know that it’s probably tragic.
Someday we’ll find it, the Norval Correction.
Not Chucky, his brother and me.
RLW LI, NY 11/26/11
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