Articles by Alan Draper (246303)

Kirby

Over at IIS, I wrote about my love and devotion to the Minnesota Twins, dating back to ’87 and ’91…

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As promised by me, some political talks…

I recently read this article….let me know your thoughts on it….I find it odd but let me know what you…

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The Danny Tartabull Game

Originally posted on “Is It Sports?” this may be the most dorky fun we had making a post for this…

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Head To Head: Curt Schilling and Randy Johnson

I ran into my neighbor outside Sunday evening, and a conversation started up about two aging aces looking for comeback…

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Poor lost soldiers…

I saw this pic the other day and thought to myself this is truly tragic. Could you imagine driving up…

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Down With WBC? Yeah, You Know Me!

I don’t know if there is anything I like more than tournaments. The NCAA’s, the NFL playoffs. The schedulers don’t…

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Around the AL East

What’s happening with the other teams we’re going to get familiar with (at least 19 times each) this season? Baltimore…

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Are We Right?

Earlier this February, Zach unveiled his predictions for the 2006 division finish. Then the comments got busy with other people’s…

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Another Type of Penny

Im sorry to go on about a useful penny. If you think about it though, a penny can do other…

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Clarification

In the comments last month I was called a hoser. Libel! Anyways, rather than coming back with a witty rejoinder…

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The left testicle is bigger than the right!! Is that right?

Dear Anonymous (again),With about 85% of the guys the left testicle is larger than the right one. With men that…

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President ’08

Dear anonymous,The next president will definitely, with out a doubt be this guy. Any questions?

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A penny is useful

Dear anonymous,A penny is a very useful object. It can be used to defend bums roaming the streets. If you…

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Last Man Standing Theory

Dear Loser in La,The last man standing theory states the following: If a man is able to last longer than…

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I am most definitely not insane.

You know what I miss most about college? The free time. I miss being able to sit down and crank…

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Simpsons vs. 1st amendment

I saw this article today and thought to myself that this is very sad…What is America coming too….you be the…

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TALK TO ME CRACKER

This is by far the easiest job I have ever had. Everyone that reads this blog must have the perfect…

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4 in a row for USC Basketball

Well the USC basketball team has lost again and reached a new low for the season…USC’s only chance to avoid…

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Let’s Meet The Influential People Of 2006

The Red Sox’s coaching staff has taken on a new look this season. Gone is first-base coach Lynn Jones, who…

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USC needs a ‘W’ tonight…..badly…..

Big game tonight for all you Gamecock ‘faithful’ out there….LSU vs. USC ! This is a big game for USC,…

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Schedule Breakdown

The 2006 Boston Red Sox schedule was announced a few months ago, and we have yet to take an inside…

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Photo of Angry ‘Tom Tom’ at birth….

After conducting some further research on why ‘Tom Tom’ is a angry man and thinking about what the Advice Man…

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WBC: Handicapping the Field

As you may be aware, I’m a tremendous shill for the World Baseball Classic. However ham-handed the execution may have…

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Angry Tom Tom

What a difficult question. I had to do lots of research on this situation. I conducted a study over a…

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Little Known Facts About Fabricio Oberto Part II

Fabricio Oberto eats fajita tacos for every meal. Though he oftens forgets to kill the cow! The NBA is considering…

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Malcontent spare parts/free agents = Wilcox and Watson? Wow.

In the aftermath of the NBA deadline, I’m actually impressed and surprised that the Rick Sund was able to take…

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Tito’s Thoughts

Terry FranconaÌs spring training diary, February 23: 9:01 A.M: Working out early in Fort Myers with big David Wells and…

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Little Known Fabricio Oberto Facts

Oberto uses jalapeno juice for eye drops! The reason why no one can ever locate Bigfoot is because it hides…

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Our Hero of 5 Points in Columbia

If you have ever been to Columbia’s Five Points area or even the Richland County Library you most likely have…

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