Media Day: Kyrie dreams of having his number retired in Boston

Kyrie thinks about his 11 in the rafters…he’s not going anywhere!!! pic.twitter.com/ilxTyqGDbJ

— Jared Scali (@Jared_Scali) September 24, 2018

“There are times I think about having #11 in the rafters one day…”

Someone get me a goddamn towel, ASAP. When I’m done cleaning up, I’ll toss it to Knicks fans so they can wipe away their tears.

And if Kyrie’s sweet dream of Celtics immortality fails to move your needle, maybe this photo will do the trick:

The @celtics are back! #NBAMediaDay pic.twitter.com/bZfWPO8pCC

— NBA (@NBA) September 24, 2018

Other tidbits from Media Day:

We learned that new father Marcus Morris has added ‘Sr’ to his jersey.

Morris Sr. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/LJGUzCv4gK

— Celtics Turkey (@Celtics_Tr) September 24, 2018

And remember that speculation that Morris would be pissed off with a bench role this year?

Marcus Morris: "I call us BWA… Bench With Attitude"

— John Karalis 🇬🇷🇺🇦 (@John_Karalis) September 24, 2018

Pfft…. sounds like he’s embracing the change to me.

And the rook keeps on learning…

Robert Williams III learned with many of us that the Gatorade on press conference tables is often fake. He tried to drink it when he sat down. It's solid plastic. pic.twitter.com/9ub3H8iuXk

— nagelhout.bsky.social (@ryannagelhout) September 24, 2018