Rapid Recap: Celtics eviscerate Raptors like that Jurassic Park T-Rex in 122-100 win

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The Raptors are on fire, and not in the way Celtics fans might want; I mean in the sense of “winning games in dominant and decisive ways.” Suffice to say they’ve been real good. So I don’t think anyone was expecting the unmitigated ass-whooping Boston put down on the defending champs. But put it down they did.

Jaylen Brown led all scorers on both teams with 20 points and hung 6 rebounds and 2 assists on there for good measure. But this was absolutely a full-squad win. Six other players reached double figures: Jayson Tatum (18, along with 7 rebounds, 4 assists and 2 steals), Kemba Walker (17 plus 3 boards, 4 dimes and a block), Brad Wanamaker (15; yes I’m serious), Semi Ojeleye (11; stop laughing), Daniel Theis (11, plus 11 boards, 3 dimes and a block) and Robert Williams (10; I swear I’m not making this up).

Rapid Recap: Celtics eviscerate Raptors like that Jurassic Park T-Rex in 122-100 win

Boston started off with the intensity of a team that was not underestimating its opponent. They applied intense defensive pressure so that despite their somewhat uneven shooting, Toronto was at a notable disadvantage.

Brown, whose reliability in this restart cannot be overstated, led the offensive charge in Q1’s first half alongside Theis. The team knew how much they had to remain on the attack against the reigning champs.

After one, the Cs had a solid (if by no means decisive) lead:

Boston kept the pressure going in Q2. (Though it should be noted that Toronto’s defense was actually fairly strong; if it weren’t, Boston would be leading by a lot more.)

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Hyperbole aside, Timelord got big minutes in this second quarter and made the most of them. Tatum and Wanamaker—the latter of whom has been something of a scapegoat in the bubble thus far—made big contributions on the offensive end as well.

You see what I mean?

Kemba could’ve had a 4-point play if not for some intense tomfoolery in the form of a Nick Nurse coach’s challenge. Yeah, OK, Drew Carey With A Branded Hat. You do you. But if anyone was the true star of the second half, it was Theis, who proved himself on defense, as a roll man and from deep (two near-consecutive triples for our man).

Worth noting:

Yep, that’s right. He was a major contributor to the halftime margin, which was 52-37 in the Celtics’ favor:

Toronto regained a bit of footing to start Q3, but not enough to close the gap by any significant amount.

Sorry Anthony.

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Brown continued his blitz from the first half, not only as a scorer but also in terms of secondary playmaking:

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No sir he is not.

By the end of 36 minutes it did not seem like a comeback was even remotely feasible (although one should never say never given various recent examples from both the Celtics AND the Raptors);

Yeah. That’s…a pretty thorough offensive disembowelment, by any standard.

Only three minutes into the final frame, the Celtics’ lead had ballooned almost to 40 points, and Nick Nurse effectively if not blatantly threw in the towel. Comebacks of 20-point deficits aren’t unheard of, and even 30-point comebacks happen once in a blue moon…but nearly 40 down? That means you’re pretty screwed to the wall.

Toronto ultimately shrunk the margin of defeat to a somewhat less embarrassing number, but…when the relatively lead-footed Ojeleye is hitting you with an and-1, it’s curtains.

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