CUBS CARDS

The Cardinals Have A Cubs Problem

Wow. Why head-to-head matters: Cubs, 78-65 vs. everyone but STLCards, 78-65 vs. all but CHC Cubs 14-5 vs. Cards Cubs…

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SAD CARDINAL

Cardinals Officially Eliminated From Making 2017 Playoffs

It had come to this. Tonight marks our 1,131st consecutive regular-season game in which the team still has playoff aspirations…

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BOAT

Two Ships Passing In The Night

Here’s a screengrab from ESPN.com: (Link to the whole story, if you’re looking to have a foul Monday.) Here’s a…

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CARDINALS FLIP FLOPS

I Guess We’re All Back In Now, Huh?

All of us right now: The Cardinals completed a sweep of the Reds while the Brewers and Rockies lost and…

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2017 POSTSEASON

When Promotional Emails Go Wrong (Part 2)

No. Please don’t tell me the Cardinals did it again. Last week – right before the biggest series of the…

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FINGER POINTING

Your Guide To Blaming The 2017 Cardinals Season

As Cardinals fans prepare to put the 2017 to bed over the next 11 days, we’ll all be looking for…

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Nightmare Weekend In Chicago Demolishes Final Playoff Hopes For ’17

My biggest fear? That you, dear reader, are going to fall into the trap. The #STLCards went 1-8 against the…

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TICKET2

Cardinals Must Not Be Superstitious

I get it. Sort of. You got to give everybody a fair shot to get a ticket. Let them plan…

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WALLPAPER

Mike Matheny Still Has Trouble Being Wallpaper

It’s mid-September. You don’t need me to tell you that games in mid-September are precious. And when you’re in a…

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BRAKES

Public Service Reminder: The Giants & Padres Are Not Good

The Cardinals have won 6 of 7 and now just sit 2 games back of Colorado for the last Wild…

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SEAT FILLER

The Cardinals Are Seat Fillers And Stars Are Coming Back For The Big Awards

Depending on when you see this post, the Cardinals have played a good portion of the 2017 season: Game 128…

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YOU

You Have More Control Over The Cardinals Situation Than You Think

With the trade deadline exactly seven days away, this upcoming week will be a big one for the Cardinals franchise….

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AVERAGE

This Is What .500 Looks Like

I’m going to show you something and I promise you it’s real. Ready? Ok, here is a screengrab of just…

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DISTILL

Sunday’s Game Was A Great Distillation Of Cardinals Lost ’17 Season

The last time the Cardinals were over .500 for the season was on June 1st when they beat the Dodgers…

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RED PILL BLUE PILL

John Mozeliak Earning Every Penny In 2017

John Mozeliak makes a lot of money. Hard to find his exact salary, but I’m confident that he’s a 1%er….

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COWELL CARDINALS

The Cardinals Just Don’t Have The Talent To Compete

You get a call. The number isn’t one you have saved, but it does have a 314 area code and…

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CARDINALS HANGOVER

This Is The Hangover From a 15-Year Party

This past weekend I was at a bachelor party in Denver. It was fun, thank you for asking. Several members…

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YING YANG CARDINALS

The Ying & The Yang Of ’17 Cardinals In One Day

The gravitational pull towards .500 for the entire National League Central is strong. If the Cardinals would have beat the…

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