Tag: Penguins
R1G5 RECAP: White Unicorn. Sorokin Halaks Pens in 3-2 Double OT Heartbreaker feat. Wolfmother
Updated:I’m hearing on the internet that the Penguins hockey game tonight is PIVOTAL. Has any Game 5 in the history…
Read more »R1G3 RECAP: No Fear. Carter and Tanev Flex Nuts vs. Isles in Wild 5-4 Pens Win (Feat. DeJ Loaf)
Updated:This is my first full summer living in an actual house. Big apartment guy, but duty calls when you’re in…
Read more »R1G1 RECAP: Nutshell. Isles Drop Pens 4-3 in OT feat. Alice in Chains
It’s been 19 days since my last blog. Big mountain-standard time zone swing through Yellowstone, Bozeman, and shit. Huge thanks…
Read more »RECAP 50: Yellow Ferrari. Bruins Top Pens 3-1 feat. The Toxic Avenger
Lucky number 50 and the second of a back-to-back vs. the Bruins. Last one of the year against them too. …
Read more »RECAP 48: Fatality. Pens Execute Devils 4-2 feat. Mortal Kombat
Updated:In honor of the new Mortal Kombat movie being released on HBO this week, today’s recap will be themed accordingly. …
Read more »RECAP 45: Got Me Wrong. Pens Lose 4-2 vs. Buffalo feat. Theory of a Deadman
Welcome to the Sunday afternoon Recap – today’s theme is being dead. Dead like the Sabres, who are mathematically eliminated. …
Read more »RECAP 42: Some Devil. Pens Crush Devs 5-2 feat. Dave & Tim Reynolds
Updated:It was 80 degrees in April with COVID taking a beating on the ropes. Restrictions were getting lifted. The Cubs…
Read more »RECAP 39: Helium. Rangers Deflate Pens 8-4 feat. Glass Animals
I’ll be honest with you boners. The Recap on Sunday took it out of me. Way too much of a…
Read more »RECAP 38: One of Us Is Gonna Die Young. Pens Drop Gongshow to Bruins 7-5 feat. The Ark
Updated:Far as Saturday afternoon games in mostly empty arenas during a COVID-shortened season in April go, they don’t get much…
Read more »RECAP 33: Safe Inside. Pens Steamroll Sabres 5-2 feat. Passion Pit / Classixx
Updated:Lucky number 33. Larry Larry Bird, ya’ll. I’m a big fan of high school bullying. It’s a natural way to…
Read more »RECAP 30: Devil In A New Dress. Devs Burn Pens 3-2 feat. Kanye
Updated:Josh wrote a lovely poem in the Gameday post today. Too bad it’s Game 30, not Game 29. Try to…
Read more »RECAP 28: 6! Jarry beats Bruins 4-1 feat. Pulses
There are good bosses and bad bosses. Geoff leans heavily in the “good” direction (music tastes notwithstanding – more on…
Read more »RECAP 25: Times Like These. Pens Clip Rangers 4-2 feat. Jack Johnson
News Flash: Pens have stacked 3 straight regulation Ws. Don’t thank Evgeni Malkin. Or Jared McCann (get better soon). Or…
Read more »RECAP 23: Interstate Love Song. Pens Stone Flyers 4-3 feat. STP
Updated:NOTE: Before we begin, friendly reminder to peep Danny’s write-up on Dan Marino’s early season struggles. It’s tremendous work, but…
Read more »RECAP 21: The Race. Pens Smoke Flyers 5-2 feat. Wiz
Updated:I’ll be honest with you. I was out of town all weekend playing golf with a couple buddies and my…
Read more »RECAP 15: Animal. Pens Piiss on Isles 4-1 feat. Miike Snow
Updated:Quick 2 minute sermon before the Recap. Skip ahead if you must, but there’s boobs. Right now, Pens fans are…
Read more »RECAP 13: Release. Pens Secure Solid 6-3 Victory vs. Caps feat. Pearl Jam
Updated:Pens-Caps: Part 3 of 8 from the Paint Can. Good to be back on a regular schedule following a tumultuous…
Read more »I Smell Hex and Burkie: Pens Reveal New Front Office
Updated:Some people might say that title was a stretch. Some people would be wrong. Never a bad excuse for a…
Read more »RECAP 7: So Close. Bruins Edge Pens in OT 3-2 feat. Tom Misch
Updated:Danny said it after last game – 4 wins in a row is officially streaking. If the Pens were running…
Read more »The Whispering Winds of Sh*t: Pens 2021 Division + Predictions
Updated:We talked about it a couple weeks ago, and now it’s happening. While everyone was busy gritting their teeth through…
Read more »Pens Feeling Claustrophobic in New Division feat. PJ Morton
Updated:“Well, suck me sideways!” – Lloyd Christmas That didn’t last long. After it looked like an on-time NHL start was…
Read more »NHL 20/21 Season a Ticking Time Bomb feat. Iration
Updated:NHL player agent Allan Walsh isn’t known for his subtlety. You may remember his magnificent since-deleted-tweet in August defending his…
Read more »Pens COVID Division Realignment Party feat. LCD Soundsystem
Updated:First things first – I’m new here, so be as harsh as possible. Geoff & Co were kind enough to…
Read more »Oilers Gameday: Vs. Penguins
Updated:The Edmonton Oilers return home after splitting a two-game road trip to Dallas and St. Louis. They kick off a…
Read more »Goalie Prospects – Decision Time
Updated:I know what you’re thinking after reading this title, “What decision?” or “Casey DeSmith isn’t a prospect anymore Leah, he’s…
Read more »Prospect to Watch: Ethan Prow
Updated:When the Pittsburgh Penguins signed defender Ethan Prow, the word was this kid was spectacular. He set a program record…
Read more »Matt Murray: Then and Now
Updated:Back in November, the Penguins were in the midst of a poor run of form, much of which was being…
Read more »10 Things Penguins Fans Can Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving
Updated:Things lately have kind of …well sucked in Penguins-land. The team waffles between looking lost, looking like garbage, and occasionally…
Read more »What’s Up In Wilkes – 11/13
Updated:The Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins are coming off of a weekend where they went 1-1-1 in their first 3-in-3 of the season….
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