Articles by Alan Draper (246319)
Last Man Standing Theory
Dear Loser in La,The last man standing theory states the following: If a man is able to last longer than…
Read more I am most definitely not insane.
You know what I miss most about college? The free time. I miss being able to sit down and crank…
Read more Simpsons vs. 1st amendment
I saw this article today and thought to myself that this is very sad…What is America coming too….you be the…
Read more TALK TO ME CRACKER
This is by far the easiest job I have ever had. Everyone that reads this blog must have the perfect…
Read more 4 in a row for USC Basketball
Well the USC basketball team has lost again and reached a new low for the season…USC’s only chance to avoid…
Read more Let’s Meet The Influential People Of 2006
The Red Sox’s coaching staff has taken on a new look this season. Gone is first-base coach Lynn Jones, who…
Read more USC needs a ‘W’ tonight…..badly…..
Big game tonight for all you Gamecock ‘faithful’ out there….LSU vs. USC ! This is a big game for USC,…
Read more Schedule Breakdown
The 2006 Boston Red Sox schedule was announced a few months ago, and we have yet to take an inside…
Read more Photo of Angry ‘Tom Tom’ at birth….
After conducting some further research on why ‘Tom Tom’ is a angry man and thinking about what the Advice Man…
Read more WBC: Handicapping the Field
As you may be aware, I’m a tremendous shill for the World Baseball Classic. However ham-handed the execution may have…
Read more Angry Tom Tom
What a difficult question. I had to do lots of research on this situation. I conducted a study over a…
Read more Little Known Facts About Fabricio Oberto Part II
Fabricio Oberto eats fajita tacos for every meal. Though he oftens forgets to kill the cow! The NBA is considering…
Read more Malcontent spare parts/free agents = Wilcox and Watson? Wow.
In the aftermath of the NBA deadline, I’m actually impressed and surprised that the Rick Sund was able to take…
Read more Tito’s Thoughts
Terry FranconaÌs spring training diary, February 23: 9:01 A.M: Working out early in Fort Myers with big David Wells and…
Read more Little Known Fabricio Oberto Facts
Oberto uses jalapeno juice for eye drops! The reason why no one can ever locate Bigfoot is because it hides…
Read more Our Hero of 5 Points in Columbia
If you have ever been to Columbia’s Five Points area or even the Richland County Library you most likely have…
Read more 2005 Organizational Depth Chart Review: P (part two)
It’s time for the annual minor league organizational depth chart review! The pitchers are now up. This is being split…
Read more We would like to welcome the advice guy
So as my blog grows, my staff and I have decided to open a new forum to the blog. A…
Read more The Returnees, Pt. II
On Monday, I went through the returning pitchers who will play a major role for the 2006 Red Sox. Today,…
Read more USC Athletic Dept asks “Let me hold a dollar…”
I found the article in The State paper today about the likelihood of USC football tickets increasing to be interesting….
Read more What To Do With Papelbon
The 2005 version of Jonathan Papelbon was more than we could have ever expected. Of course, we could have seen…
Read more The Returnees, Pt. I
We’ve heard a lot this winter about new faces, and rightly so; by my count, 11 of the 25 men…
Read more While You’re Here…
If you haven’t, predict the AL East Standings HERE and then head over HERE to predict six Boston player’s seasons….
Read more A new hot dog
And we would like to welcome Deuce to the family. Bailey doesn’t really know what to think of him but…
Read more New to the LOHD crew
As Editor and Chief of LOHD, I have been conducting a nation wide search for a couple new beat writers,…
Read more Another Biased Article That’s Not Biased
The best team in the American League? Think about it for a second. Done? If you guessed the Indians like…
Read more OT in Philly with Jeff of The Spurscast!
Typical! Spurs lead in the game and blow it like the complacent fools they are! Well join me as I…
Read more 2005 Organizational Depth Chart Review: P (part one)
It’s time for the annual minor league organizational depth chart review! The pitchers are now up. This is being split…
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