WATCH: Tony Parker plays tug of war against jaguar at zoo

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Tony Parker vs. a jaguar—who ya got?

Parker recently took a trip to the San Antonio Zoo, and was faced with an important task: naming jaguars. Parker had initially placed a bid (which ended up being the highest one) and was awarded the rights to name two jaguars cubs, according to Melissa Rohlin of the San Antonio Express-News. He named them Liam and Milan, after his son and niece.

After that was over with, some serious business ensued. Parker played tug of war against a jaguar, who was behind a cage and had a rope in his mouth. Spoiler alert: The jaguar destroyed him.

https://twitter.com/melissarohlin/status/808701230637846528

“I had no chance,” Parker said afterward.

Game, set, match—jaguar.

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