This is our franchise quarterback. His name is Ben Roethlisberger.
He is pictured here with his “drink like a champion” T-shirt.
(By the way, this is on the first page of results on a Google Image Search for Ben Roethlisberger. Jump it.)
Let’s face the facts here: Ben Roethlisberger is a giant douchebag. He’s a huge dude, played football his whole life, probably calls people, “bro” a whole lot, and is adored by every football fan in a big time football city. But let’s take a look at proveable douchey things he does.
- He has at one point or another, ridden a motorcycle around with no helmet and nearly killed himself.
- He still wears Harley Davidson T-shirts despite this.
- He slept with some desk clerk or something from a hotel in Tahoe he stayed in (I didn’t say he raped her, but they totally did it).
- He wears a “drink like a champion” T-shirt while posing with some overtan smiley bitch at what I can only presume is a frat party.
- In accordance with #4, he celebrates his 28th birthday by barhopping a college town with a bunch of 20-year old girls.
See the picture I’m painting here? Ben is more or less a frat boy in the offseason. On the football field, he’s a tremendous leader. He has great escapability and he has a great talent for slinging the football downfield. His team is never out of a game when he’s on the field. But that’s where the “almighty godsend” image ends. Every offseason, something different is being added to the Roethlisberger file. And now two seasons in a row, it’s legal trouble, and it’s endangering his standing in the league.