Greetings, Bronco Nation, from the Office of Orange Jacket Guy; it is again a distinct honor to write to you. There has been a great disturbance in the force. Well, not really, it’s more like one of those yappy little dogs that can’t really do much but make a little noise.
It has come to my attention that some sparty fans are getting a little upset at what turned out to be relatively tame content. My good friend and fellow author Darth Prophet apparently said some things that weren’t deemed classy enough. If sparties can’t see the irony in this, then I’ll have to explain it to them by making a simple point: since about a month into the off-season, plenty of sparty comments have had far worse material in them, some of which even suggested deeper-than-usual knowledge of BSU cheerleader’s personal lives. Any example of anti-sparty commenting can be brought out to condemn the Broncos, but there will always be worse pro-sparty material freely visible online. I personally don’t fill my life with miserable trash such as that so you’ll have to go looking yourself.
But as for me and my Broncos, very little has been going wrong. Like I often say, people who live in glass houses should not throw stones. If you’re getting upset purely by the words said to you, well then, you lead a pretty miserable life already and I only have pity for you.
Bronco Nation, don’t pay attention to the haters. They’ll bring out all kinds of trash like this to put us off our game. Don’t let them.
Until next time, Bronco Nation: In Pete We Trust.
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