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Look Who Stopped By Busch Stadium Last Night

He’s still got the touch.

Rick The (fill in the blank) ick. Back in St. Louis. Where he should be. After all, that cute little bundle of joy you’ve been posting to Facebook? It’s not yours. It’s his.

Look at that woman. Look at her!

She is overwhelmed with ecstasy. Her fantasy has come true, but it’s even better than she imagined. The neurons in her brain are firing levels she’s not comfortable with, that he’s not comfortable with. But she can’t control it. She doesn’t want to control it.

Nothing will ever be the same. Nothing can ever be the same. Nothing compares… to Rick.

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