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Now You Know What Camera To Wave To When Taking a Piss At Addison & Clark

The Chicago Cubs are never one to shy away from spending money on crappy products. I’m sure a wall covered in ivy eats up a lot of dough. Alfonso Soriano gets paid a brazillion dollars a year (not to mention Jason Marquis a couple years ago). And a state-of-the-art security cam system using Windows 95’s firewall. Nothing can possibly go wrong with that…

Hat tip to @bigleaguestew