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On The Third Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post. 


A pack of 10  BIC ballpoint pens costs $1.47 at Target.

Chances are you've got a whole cup full of pens somewhere in your house or office. Most of them you didn't pay $1.47 for at Target. Think about the last time you actually bought a pen. Think hard.

Have you actually ever bought a pen?

Could I interest you in a $150 dollar pen from the Cardinals?

And if you don't have all the monies you need to get you into this pen today, don't worry. You can take out a payment plan with no interest for the first 6 months.

Ok, it's made from a Busch Stadium (v.2) seat. That's pretty cool. But you know this is getting lost as SOON as you start using it. 

H/T @sha0wn for the item

 Day 1 HERE | Day 2 HERE