Happy Coltsnukkah

From: MonkeyBusiness (aka Adam)

To: All our Jewish readers, (even you, JC)

We have a little QB
His name is Peyton M.
And when he throws for TDs
Us fans, we all love him

Oh Peyton Peyton Peyton
Our Manning, he did play
Oh Peyton Peyton Peyton
TDs he throws all day

He has a guy named Reggie
Who runs crisp routes all day
And when he burns defenders
Our Manning makes them pay

Oh Peyton Peyton Peyton
Our Manning, he did play
Oh Peyton Peyton Peyton
TDs he throws all day

He has a guy named Dallas
He’s big and strong and fast
And when he beats linebackers
He scores TDs real fast

Oh Peyton Peyton Peyton
Our Manning, he did play
Oh Peyton Peyton Peyton
TDs he throws all day

The Colts are undefeated
14 and 0 so far
And if we win the playoffs
Well I might just burn some cars

Oh Peyton Peyton Peyton
Our Manning, he did play
Oh Peyton Peyton Peyton
TDs he throws all day

Happy Coltsnukkah!

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